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Lindsay and Sam Express Their, Uh, Friendship

by celebuzz on May. 23, 2008 09:49 AM / 3 Comments
Lindsay and Sam Express Their, Uh, Friendship

Well, this should quell those rumors that Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are more than just close pals.

The actress and the disc jockey attended Diddy's yacht party in Cannes last night and, according to U.K. paper the Sun, they appeared to be extraordinarily cozy.

The paper quotes a fellow guest as observing, "They looked like proper lovebirds," and "they didn't care who saw them draped over each other." According to the report, the two left the party holding hands at 5:30 a.m.

When will this scurrilous rumor-mongering stop? Yes, they were snuggling and clasping digits, but—duh!—they were out on the open water, at night. It gets cold out there, people, and as the photos show, they weren't exactly dressed for chilly weather. (Guess you shouldn't have returned that fur coat, Linds.) Hypothermia is no joke.

And, yes, in the above shot it does appear that the two are kissing. But Samantha probably had a bit of food stuck in her teeth, and Lindsay was removing it for her. With her tongue. That's what friends do.

Geez, when did the world become so cynical?

Quotables /
“These two party-loving lovebirds were all snuggled up at the Cannes Film Festival, and interestingly enough, Lindsay's sporting a ring on her engagement finger. Of course, it could just be a fashion statement, but with California gays allowed to get married now, maybe these two want to exercise their God-given right to make ill-advised decisions, like the rest of the country is free to do.

Meanwhile, Dina's going to have to finally sit down and have that conversation with poor, delusional little Ali in which she explains that when a lesbian DJ and an affection-craving starlet fall in lust, they like to express their feelings for one another by leaving giant hickeys on each other's necks and shooing away other bitches who might be trying to waft their pheromones on their mate. And you know she's going to film that shit for season two.”
Socialite Life
“Vomit in mouth. Vomit in mouth. Vomit in mouth.

Just when Cannes was going really well, firecrotch Lindsay Lohan had to 'ho' up! And what's more, she brought along her manly, skanklicious pal Samantha Ronson. I'm hoping the vomit in my mouth, caused by the potential sight of these two kissing, is the result of me misunderstanding an awkwardly placed pose. If not, I'm tempted to quit on Hollywood.

I know Lindsay has a rough time with guys (even I would turn to chicks after Calum Best) but this could actually be worse than when we snapped Pete Doherty kissing Amy Winehouse. If I was P. Diddy, I'd have those two off my boat quicker than you could say "lets be friends."”
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