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Lindsay's 'Labor Pains': The Fake Bump Watch Is On!

by celebuzz on Jul. 8, 2008 05:27 PM / 2 Comments
Lindsay's 'Labor Pains': The Fake Bump Watch Is On!
WENN

A brisk, forceful wind blew against Lindsay Lohan's dress while she traipsed across the set of Labor Pains, but no baby bump was visible...yet!

Or is it?

Of course, Lindsay's future bump-to-be will be double fake (unless there's something about Samantha Ronson we don't know about)—she's only playing a character in a film who pretends to be pregnant.

Alas, for now stick with Matthew and Camila or Nicole and Keith for your celeb baby fix.

Check back frequently for Lindsay's expanding bundle of faux joy, and other occurances of pure fantasy concocted by Hollywood magic, such as her making out with guys!

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“Here’s Lindsay Lohan puffing away on a smoke and showing off her famous freckly cleavage while on set of her film Labor Pains. Lately people have been calling Lindsay a lesbian because she’s been seen with her gal pal Samantha a lot. But just because a girl muff dives every so often doesn’t make her a lesbian. Especially when she’s probably polished more knobs in Hollywood than Richard Simmons. Anyway, I’m sick of hearing about Lindsay being a dyke. Let’s get back to more important issues: her tits.”
“Just days after her birthday, Lindsay Lohan is back at work on the set of Labor Pains on Monday in Los Angeles.

With a script in her hand, she heads to lunch where she puts together a styrofoam container of food to eat elsewhere.

Hey, wait a second. I recognize that dude in the army fatigued pants and black shirt... That's the skinny dufus who was feeding our precious Linds CANCER STICKS!!!

(To my giant, rabid pit bull) Killer, sick him!”
Next Story / Lily Allen Grieves with Her Hair

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  • sexytractor 1 yr 4 mos ago
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    She needs to smile....much prettier that way.

  • barfbag 1 yr 4 mos ago
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    that frown's gonna cause some wrinkles

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