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The Maddens and Their Chicks Compete in Bore-Off

by Celebuzz on Aug. 6, 2008 10:38 AM / 1 Comment
The Maddens and Their Chicks Compete in Bore-Off

Zzzzzz......huh? Oh, yeah, it's Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie with their Madden twins.

Who does boring better?

Remember the days when Richie would drive the wrong way down the highway, hopped up on goofballs and weed? And when Paris would be up dancing on banquettes, and throwing herself on anything with a penis? Well, she sometimes does it for ole' times sake.

Since Nicole had baby Harlow and settled down with Joel Madden, and Paris followed suit with Joel's brother Benji, it's been like Little House on the 90210 Praire for these four.

Paris and Benji even endorse sobriety now!

Where's the Toxic Twosome and their Not-So Simple Life?

They've shot down rumors of a double wedding. But that's the sort of cheese that could jump-start them back to tabloid greatness.

Quotables /
“Star magazine is reporting that Paris Hilton is getting frustrated with her boyfriend Benji Madden for repeatedly "forgetting" to bring his wallet when they go out places together. Perhaps this explains her "quiet" behavior at dinner the other night. Bitch was pissed she was going to foot the bill.”
Socialite Life
“Last week when I heard that Paris Hilton hit on Cristiano Ronaldo at a club I got really stoked thinking that maybe all this Benji Madden/Paris Hilton love business was coming to an end.But unfortunately, stupid Ronaldo wasn't interested.”
Pacific Coast News
“I'm sorry I ever doubted Paris Hilton's love for Benji Madden. She claims the rumors about her trying to hook up with hottie Manchester United player Cristiano Ronaldo are completely false. Paris and Benji are SO in love that they're in the studios trying to record an album together. YIKES.”
Gabby Babble
“So I know I've reported on this like 10 times already, but it's just too much fun.  Nicole Richie was spotted going to traffic school in L.A. today....kinda like we saw her doing in early May.”
Pacific Coast News
“Finally there is a smart couple in Hollywood! Nicole Richie and Joel Madden are not planning to get married anytime soon. The Good Charlotte frontman says:"Right now we're really happy, and we're concentrating on our family, and that's what is making us happy right now."”
Gabby Babble
Tell Us / Benji and Paris vs. Joel and Nicole: Who's the more boring couple?
Benji and Paris vs. Joel and Nicole: Who's the more boring couple?
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