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Madonna Buying Kids; Thinks She's Jesus

by Celebuzz on Oct. 23, 2008 12:59 PM / 2 Comments

The Daily Mail reports that Madonna has offered soon-to-be ex-husband Guy Ritchie an $8 million bonus to allow her to determine "access rights" to their children.

This would raise Ritchie's purported take in their divorce settlement to $32 million.

Madge isn't necessarily trying to avoid a court battle over custody of the kids, specifically their one child together—Rocco Ritchie.

It appears as though she's offering Guy something of a mercy pay-out.

"What she is basically saying is that if Guy wants this to go to court, she will get what she wants anyway," a source says.

In other megalomaniac Madge news, the Material Mom apparently taunted Ritchie with the fact that she is bigger than Jesus.

"She said she had been chosen to be a spiritual guru. To which Guy said 'Listen, love, you're just a singer.' Then she turned around and said: 'Baby, I'm bigger than Jesus'."

And you thought she had pissed off the Pope just by just writhing on crucifixes...

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mdolla 1 yr 1 mo ago
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not true madge never said that,u guys may have a camera in their bedroons or something u guys know everything that madonna said two months ago or something.get real.hwho believes u.stop being bad jornalist.crap.u guys are a motherf*ckers,ridiculous.madge is so smart if u know her u would change ur minds.and she is damn sexy too.very much
hispanicatthedisco 1 yr 1 mo ago
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How much would she take for Lourdes? Her mustache would be just the thing to scrub the grout in my bathtub tiles.