Madonna Denies, Denies, Denies Affair
Madonna has released an official statement to People magazine, denying that she had anything to do with the dissolution of Yankees player Alex Rodriguez's marriage. The Kabbalah Queen (pictured here sopping wet from Cynthia Rodriguez's tears) also says that she isn't planning on releasing husband Guy Ritchie from years of torment just yet.
"My husband and I are not planning on getting a divorce. I am not romantically involved in any way with Alex Rodriguez. I have nothing to do with the state of his marriage or what spiritual path he may choose to study,” she says.
Rodriguez's wife Cynthia recently filed for divorce amid numerous rumors of an affair between A-Rod and Madge. Cynthia reportedly took the children and sought solace in the arms of leather-panted singer Lenny Kravitz in Paris. Kravtiz has denied that he's having a relationship with Cynthia. Is anyone else's head spinning?
According to TMZ, Cynthia Rodriguez's divorce attorney Earle Lilly isn't buying Madge's denials and says that she was the "last straw" in A-Rod's miserable marriage.
The lawyer claims that Alex and Madonna are "still together," although Madonna won't be officially named in the divorce filing.
"Sticky & Sweet" (that's the name of her upcoming tour) says she's used to evil rumors.
“I have learned over the years not to take accusations and the many false reports about me very seriously. I also appreciate how fiction and fact seem to be perceived as one and the same by people who read both newspapers and the Internet."
Yeah, she's totally doing him.