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Madonna Denies, Denies, Denies Affair

by Michael P on Jul. 7, 2008 09:10 AM / 2 Comments
Madonna Denies, Denies, Denies Affair
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Madonna has released an official statement to People magazine, denying that she had anything to do with the dissolution of Yankees player Alex Rodriguez's marriage. The Kabbalah Queen (pictured here sopping wet from Cynthia Rodriguez's tears) also says that she isn't planning on releasing husband Guy Ritchie from years of torment just yet.

"My husband and I are not planning on getting a divorce. I am not romantically involved in any way with Alex Rodriguez. I have nothing to do with the state of his marriage or what spiritual path he may choose to study,” she says.

Rodriguez's wife Cynthia recently filed for divorce amid numerous rumors of an affair between A-Rod and Madge. Cynthia reportedly took the children and sought solace in the arms of leather-panted singer Lenny Kravitz in Paris. Kravtiz has denied that he's having a relationship with Cynthia. Is anyone else's head spinning?

According to TMZ, Cynthia Rodriguez's divorce attorney Earle Lilly isn't buying Madge's denials and says that she was the "last straw" in A-Rod's miserable marriage.

The lawyer claims that Alex and Madonna are "still together," although Madonna won't be officially named in the divorce filing.

"Sticky & Sweet" (that's the name of her upcoming tour) says she's used to evil rumors.

“I have learned over the years not to take accusations and the many false reports about me very seriously. I also appreciate how fiction and fact seem to be perceived as one and the same by people who read both newspapers and the Internet."

Yeah, she's totally doing him.

Quotables /
“The Hard Candy pop singer is continuing with her full-on denial of divorce rumors surrounding her and her husband Guy Ritchie, as well as talk that she's been engaging in dalliances with Yankees baseball player Alex Rodriguez.

Madonna issued a statement to People magazine: "My husband and I are not planning on getting a divorce. I know Alex Rodriguez through Guy Oseary, who manages both of us. I brought my kids to a Yankee game. I am not romantically involved in any way with Alex Rodriguez."

She also denied having any influence on A-Rod's interest in Kabbalah. I love the idea of Madge deciding to make this damn marriage work, just to spite the rest of us. And you just know she's got the discipline to squeeze out another ten years out of it.”
Socialite Life
“Cynthia Rodriquez, wife of New York Yankee Alex "A-Rod" Rodriquez, has already decided that separation is for pussies and is filing for divorce. She also wants alimony and primary custody of the children which should be fun considering she signed a pre-nup. Whoops. Her attorney Maurice Kutner broke the news to the Miami Herald:

''She feels that she has exhausted every opportunity to salvage the marriage, and that Alex has emotionally abandoned her and the children and has left her with no choice but to divorce him,'' Kutner said Sunday.

Cynthia blames Madonna for this whole debacle and believes the pop singer is using her crazy kaballah magic to bend A-Rod to her will, according to NY Daily News:

"I believe he was having an affair with Madonna," she told a friend, who spoke anonymously for fear of angering A-Rod. "She said she found a letter where Alex told Madonna: 'You are my true soulmate.'"
"I feel like Madonna is using mind control over him," Cynthia Rodriguez told the friend. "I don't recognize the man he's become. He was a sweet, beautiful, loving husband and father. Today he's very cold and calculating."

"Sweet, beautiful, loving husband?" Last I checked, A-Rod was banging strippers before the Madonna shenanigans. I guess he must've been really romantic about it: "Honey, Cynthia, listen; I just want you to know you're my one and only. Which is why I've gotta go out this afternoon and put my penis in a stripper. I know it's Christmas day and all, but I promise to be home in time for supper. Now get that beautiful butt of yours on the couch and don't have sex with Lenny Kravitz while I'm gone. Ahh, I'm kidding! But not really and I have a gun. Smooches!"”
The Superficial
“Madonna finally speaks out on her own accord, denying that she is divorcing director Guy Ritchie or having an affair with Yankee star Alex Rodriguez.”
Just Jared
“While his wife Cynthia Rodriguez is sleeping with at Lenny Kravtiz's Paris apartment, and his girlfriend Madonna is desperately clinging to her crumbling marriage, A-Rod is on New York City's 'it' list.

The Yankee baseball star left his New York apartment on Thursday to find herds of paparazzi and balcony-perched spectators to answer to. The question being, of course: 'are you having an affair with Madonna?'

The affair gossip is so crayzay lately it has even started effing up the Yankee's performance, according to the team's owner Hank Steinbrenner, who blamed 'outside distractions.' 'We've got to start hitting. It's getting ridiculous,' he whined on Wednesday.

Apparently Hank missed the memo that A-Rod is hitting it. Precisely...home runs all over Madonna the place.

Didn't Madonna see what happened to Jessica Simpson when she 'distracted' Tony Romo from his game in Texas? Diva better watch out or she's gonna be New York's big BAD apple one of these days...”
Pacific Coast News
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