Madonna: Ghost Writer?

by Celebuzz on Jul. 28, 2008 10:09 AM / 1 Comment

Madonna might be the actual writer behind her brother Christopher Ciccone's tell-all tome, Life With My Sister Madonna.

Page Six says that contrary to Ciccone's seemingly having sold out his sister, Madonna ghosted the book.

"The supposed scandal about [her brother] Christopher Ciccone's book is bull[bleep]," a source says. "She actually ghost-wrote parts of it with him, the way Princess Diana helped Andrew Morton write his book on her. That's why there's nothing too devastating in Chris's book. He's mean to others, but not so much to his sister."

The source also says that Madonna's using the Alex Rodriguez divorce scandal to her full advantage.

"She flirted with him and manipulated him. She didn't count on wife Cynthia leaving him and naming her in the divorce."

Capitalizing on the scandal at light speed, Madonna has supposedly ordered A-Rod Yankees jerseys to wear at the climax of her upcoming "Sticky & Sweet" tour.

"All of this was created to sell tickets for her tour, which hasn't been selling so well," the insider claims.

Leave it to Madonna to turn home-wrecking into a business model.

If she does manage to sell more tickets, let's hope she buys herself some lunch. She's not exactly glowing with health lately.

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“Remember a few months back when it was revealed that Madonna’s brother Christopher Ciccone was writing a “brutal” expos� about his sister? Remember how you felt bad for her for like a split second? Well it turns out she’s just a supermanipulative bitch. An insider told Page Six that Madonna actually ghost-wrote parts of the book.

So basically this bitch is a clever puppetmaster and the rest of us are just her marionettes. But perhaps a better analogy for describing Madonna is this: her vadge is like a 50-year-old submarine . . . its carried so much semen that is should have been decommissioned years ago. Keeping with the military theme: her mouth is akin to a C-130 cargo plane . . . though well tread, it continues to take load after load.”