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Madonna Gives Good Face?

by Celebuzz on Aug. 5, 2008 02:20 PM / 4 Comments

Madonna's miracle surgery visage graces the cover of New York Magazine. The Madge mug is hailed in "The New New Face" as the prototype for the new 40- and 50-something standard of celebrity beauty.

The author claims that the Hard Candy singer, who turns 50 this month, has defied the notion that "past a certain age, to paraphrase Catherine Deneuve, it’s either your fanny or your face."

"A yoga body plus the New New Face may not be a fountain of youth," claims the author, "but it's a fountain of indeterminate age."

It seems that the magazine's fact checkers didn't have a chance to take a gander at this candid look at Madonna.

Included in the list of female celebrities displaying the qualities of a New New Face are Angelina Jolie (who at 33 is the baby of the aging bunch), Demi Moore and Michelle Pfeiffer.

But let's not forget that for every successful foray into plastic surgery, there a hundred cautionary tales.

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“New York magazine put the pop superstar on its cover and described her features as the must-have face of the moment.”

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“The rockily married, probably-cheating cougar mom tried to keep her face hidden with a hat and some shades, but it didn't work.

In fact, she'd have to wear a ski mask to cover those plastic cheek bones.”

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rforrumor 1 yr 3 mos ago
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they should cut off her face, make copies, and market them as halloween masks
hispanicatthedisco 1 yr 3 mos ago
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I hear she puts on a battery-acid mask before going to bed every night.
buzzgent 1 yr 3 mos ago
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Come on, vogue!
hispanicatthedisco 1 yr 3 mos ago
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Why did I read that headline as, "Madonna Gives Good Feces?"