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Madonna and Guy Have Stopped Sleeping Together

by celebuzz on Jun. 26, 2008 05:47 PM / 5 Comments
Madonna and Guy Have Stopped Sleeping Together
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Uh-oh; rumors of Madonna and Guy Ritchie's marital discord are gaining credence.

Bastion of journalistic integrity the Sun reports that the couple jetted off for a three-day excursion to Milan last weekend—Ritchie to work on a commercial with George Clooney, and Madonna to make costume arrangements for her upoming tour—but slept in separate rooms. 

"The truth is they piss each other off," claims a Madge and Guy insider. "[They] don’t agree on anything, don’t see each other or live ‘together’ as they did."

If they really are on the train to Splitsville, Guy must be relieved. Soon he won't have to worry about being a cuckold via music video. Or spending his nights at the Kabbalah Center instead of the pub. Or grappling with the emasculating knowledge that your wife could totally kick your ass in an arm-wrestling contest.

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“Guy Ritchie is about to be set free from Madonna's fame prison. You have noticed that he always has this "I'm barely holding on to my rage" look in every photo he appears in with her right? Yeah, I did too. Madge was spotted visiting ANOTHER divorce attorney, Fiona Shackleton.

Ritchie himself was spotted visiting his own divorce attorney, in a slightly less reputable firm. 'Cause Madge ain't paying for it. Did you know that she's worth an estimated $600 million? And there's allegedly no prenup? Did Kabbalah tell her do that? Then Kabbalah is very, very wrong.

Shackleton represented Paul McCartney in his bid for freedom from vicious pegleg Heather Mills. Mills ended up with only $48.6 million from the $160 million she asked for. So Madge has gone to the right legal assassin.

Here's Madonna at a Yankees game with her kids, thanking christ that she doesn't have to go to any more pubs with Guy's drunk ass.

Click any of the photos to view the entire gallery of photos of Madonna with her kids at a Yankee game.”
Socialite Life
“Madonna and Guy Ritchie are sooo over. We have just spotted Madonna getting into NYC cab sans wedding ring! People have speculated the split for months now as the couple have rarely been photographed together and are even living in different countries (Madge is over here while Guy is in London)! The latest development comes from the reputable Times of London which reports that Madonna has met with high-powered British divorce attorney Fiona Shackleton, who most recently represented Paul McCartney in his divorce from Heather Mills. It was also reported that the couple never signed a prenup, meaning Guy could get half of Madonna's $600 million dollar fortune! That should be pretty!”
“Madonna has reportedly met with high-powered London divorce attorney Fiona Shackleton who recently represented Paul McCartney and was able to protect most of his assets from Heather Mills. In fact, Fiona was so effective she had water dumped over head in the courtroom by Paul's ex. However, this doesn't look to be a long drawn out legal battle since there is so much money at stake. Typically, these matters are resolved quickly.”
The Superficial
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