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Madonna and Guy Still Faking Like Marriage Is Great

by celebuzz on Jul. 2, 2008 01:31 PM / 2 Comments

Madonna and Guy Ritchie gamely dined at Upper West Side restaurant Cesca last night. Both participants were missing their wedding rings and their smiles.

They were photographed holding hands, for a nanosecond, but that seemed to be the extent of the togetherness.

The sit-down came on the heels of Madonna's longtime rep Liz Rosenberg releasing a statement claiming that Mr. and Mrs. Madonna's situation "does not need saving."

Maybe because it's already over.

Rosenberg's denial is somewhat suspect: Both Madonna and husband have been spotted at the offices of separate London divorce attorneys in recent weeks.

And then there's the A-Rod situation. According to the rags, Madge has been letting him hit pop flys into her mitt for quite some time.

Or maybe Guy and wife are incredibly happy, and the food was just really bad.

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“Madonna and Guy Ritchie want you to know that they are still together, and a divorce is not in their future. The couple went out to dinner together on the Upper East Side of Manhattan last night at Cesca, and Italian restaurant.

The couple didn't show any happiness in their faces, nor were they wearing their wedding rings. Guy did hold Madonna's hand as they left, and even carried her Louis Vuitton for her.

Seriously, wearing a wedding ring is too much hassle for Madonna. It gets in her way when she's pumping all that iron so she can have some shape in those freaky arms. Nothing will stand between her and her gym!”

Socialite Life

“Madonna and her director husband Guy Ritchie put on a show of unity last night as they stepped out together in New York. The couple shrugged off rumors linking Madonna to New York Yankee star Alex Rodriguez as they walked hand in hand on a night out.

The couple were forced to deny their seven-year marriage is on the rocks after reports emerged about the friendship between the Material Girl and star slugger A-Rod. Neither Madonna, 49, or Ritchie, 39, were wearing their wedding rings as they dined out at Italian restaurant Cesca on Manhattan's Upper East Side.”

Splash News Online

“A-Rod figured he earned himself some sweet, dusty Madonna lovin' after heroically sticking around for 24 hours after his wife gave birth, according to "Us" magazine:

New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez was at Madonna's Central Park West apartment in New York City shortly after his wife gave birth to their second daughter, Usmagazine.com has learned.
One source tells Us that Rodriguez, 32, visited the singer, 49, possibly as early as the night after his wife gave birth.

Seriously, how ugly is A-Rod's wife that he's dogging her at the drop of the hat to have sex with Madonna? What is she missing a limb? Had acid thrown in her face? Really a man? But still, even then, Madonna? I mean, I'd understand if they found A-Rod laying his penis on a subway track waiting for the 10:15. But Madonna? I'm at a loss for words, not counting the ones I just typed.”

The Superficial

“Madonna and Guy Ritchie are spotted arriving for dinner together at Cesca Restaurant in New York City on Tuesday.

Guy Ritchie arrived in New York on June 30 to have a talk with Madonna, reportedly to work out their marital issues. Madonna attended Manhattan’s Kabbalah Centre Friday and Saturday.

Madonna’s rep tried to put all rumors to rest by stating simply, “There are no plans for Madonna and Guy to divorce.””

Just Jared

“The latest gossip bomb dropped evidence that Madge has probably been cheating on her decade-younger husband with an even younger, also married with kids dude. Us Magazine reports:

* 'A source tells Us that the $28-million-a-year Rodriguez, 32, has made numerous solo nighttime visits to Madonna, 49, at her spacious home and would sneak out "as late as midnight." Says the source, "All the doormen are talking." Rodriguez attended Madonna's April 30 NYC concert; the singer sat in his seats at a Yankees game on June 22 (it was the first time she ever was photographed at a Yankees game).'
* 'Rodriguez also attended Madonna's concert at Roseland in NYC on April 30 – just nine days after his wife-of-six-years Cynthia gave birth to daughter Ella in Miami. "He was very chummy with her after her Roseland concert," a source said.'

So basically Madonna is bored. Plain and simple. She once said the only reason she and Guy worked was because he was a challenge, and kept her guessing. That was four years ago. And now that Madge is approaching the big 5-0, that mid-life crisis is in full effect.
Not to mention her jungle love softspot for well-built athletes. Charles Barkley, Tupac, Dennis Rodman. A-rod fits right in.”

Pacific Coast News

“So, Madonna has finally given her longtime rep Liz Rosenberg the go-ahead to lie about her impending divorce from that guy who always looks like he's got an ingrown toenail and it's really annoying him. Rosenberg says that Guy Ritchie has indeed made the trek to New York to peel Madonna off A-Rod's ass and try to save his marriage. Well, she didn't say it like that.

Madonna's husband Guy arrived in New York to be with his wife and family (not in a last ditch attempt to save his marriage which does not need saving)," Liz Rosenberg said in a statement. "There are no plans for Madonna and Guy to divorce."

Rosenberg also denied the recent rumors that Madonna is allowing A-Rod to hold batting practice in her vagina.

"Madonna and Alex have the same manager, Guy Oseary," she says. "They have met. They know each other and Madonna took her kids to a Yankees game last week. There's really not anything to comment on beyond that."

Rosenberg also made a joke that Madge isn't up in the cut (WHAT DOES THAT MEAN, ANYWAY?) with Lil' Wayne either. Hardy followed by har and har. Maybe she should, her last album wouldn't have sucked so much. Madge wants a thug, bottles in da club!”

Socialite Life

“Madonna's rep, Liz Rosenberg, has issued a statement to People Magazine denying that the pop star is divorcing husband Guy Ritchie and shacking up with married New York Yankee 3rd baseman and muscular woman enthusiast Alex Rodriguez.

Madonna and Alex have the same manager, Guy Oseary," Rosenberg says. "They have met. They know each other and Madonna took her kids to a Yankees game last week. There's really not anything to comment on beyond that.

So if they're not banging, what could these two possibly have in common? Could it be that the mysterious steroid dealer Jose Canseco claimed to introduce A-Rod to be Madonna? I'm pretty sure that the woman you had affair with Dennis Rodman, at the very least has met Canseco, and really, can yoga and pilates really do this and this to your body?

Or they could have been discussing A-Rod's love for handbags and shirtless male on male massages.”

Splash News Online

“The latest we hear is that Madonna and Guy Ritchie could be on the mend!

The two were spotted walking and holding hands after dinner last night in New York. Guy was said to have been carrying her over-sized Louis Vuitton bag—a sure sign Guy is out of the dog house, wouldn't you say?

Perhaps that explains the big fat smile we saw on his face today as he walked about the city with a friend (we have actually heard Guy's walking buddy is his trainer).

Close call or temporary reprieve before a historic mega divorce battle? Let us know what you think in the comments area!”

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lisatee 1 yr 4 mos ago
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dude, why is he always yanking on her arm?
buzzgent 1 yr 4 mos ago
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lisatee said:
dude, why is he always yanking on her arm?

Yes, he should really stop being so rough with Guy!