Madonna: Like a Surgeon

by Celebuzz on Jul. 28, 2008 01:45 PM / 4 Comments

Saying Madonna looks like the Crypt Keeper in these photos might be taking it a little too far.

Still, whether it's the stress over her brother's tell-all or the media frenzy surrounding the rumored affair with Alex Rodriguez chipping away at her, the Material Vampire looks like she got backed over by a recycling truck.

Madge was snapped leaving a New York City Kabbalah centre with daughter Lourdes.

A U.K. plastic surgeon told the Daily Mail, "It is likely she has had filler in her cheeks because they are so full. There is no loose skin at the jawline which is also extremely unusual for someone her age. I think she's trying to enhance her existing good parts and had some areas tightened."

Madonna turns 50 on August 16. Hopefully by then she can get back the old biceps she had not so long ago.

Quotables /

“We've secretly replaced pop-star Madonna with a rapidly decomposing corpse. Let's see if Lourdes Leon notices...”

The Superficial

“From the neck up she looks like the puppet from Saw. Is it any wonder Guy Richie wants to move on?”

“I've never seen Madonna look this bad! Madonna looked worn out as she left the Kabbalah Center with her family in New York City yesterday.”

Gabby Babble

“According to reports, Madonna and husband Guy Ritchie are possibly planning to renew their wedding vows in order to get their marriage back on track.”

Just Jared

“Wow, I really don't mind being fatter than Madonna if it means my face has the necessary padding to keep it from looking like this. Our girl needs to skip at least one yoga session a week and just take a nap. Old people need naps!”

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hispanicatthedisco 1 yr 3 mos ago
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Holy crap, it's the Joker!
hispanicatthedisco 1 yr 3 mos ago
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Is that Pedro from Napolean Dynamite she's hanging out with.
allanthekind 1 yr 3 mos ago
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Madonna looks just like a girl I once broke up with because the families of the people used to assemble her kept showing up and wanting their loved one's body parts back.
kimmy 1 yr 3 mos ago
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Looks like she can add plastic surgery to her list of compulsions.