Madonna Is One Sticky, Sweet, Child of God
"I'm a child of God," she told her 60,000 fans. She then allowed that they too were children of God, lest any of them think themselves lesser beings than the Great Coned-Bra'd One.
Referring to the Pontiff as Pappas, Madonna said "I know he loves me." Ever since "Papa Don't Preach," the Material Girl's daddy issues have been obvious. Check the video and see.
Madge is clearly trying to find a new way into daddy's heart since Vatican officials accused her of blasphemy for her mock crucifixion during a 2006 performance at the Olympic Stadium. Instead of tantrums, she's going for good old fashioned love.
Maybe this way God will look the other way on the whole adultery thing.