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Madonna's Biceps Mean Business

by celebuzz on Jun. 5, 2008 01:30 PM / 8 Comments
Madonna's Biceps Mean Business
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Madonna's passion for working out is more than apparent in these pictures that show off her extremely chiseled arms, which appear to be made of white marble.

With her 50th birthday right around the corner in August, the muscular pop diva seems to be battling against middle-age spread with the ferocity and diligence usually only found in serial killers. 

Burglars should be more wary of breaking into this woman's house to face these guns than they would be to run into Angelina Jolie's.

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“Can these appendages look any more like pale white beef jerky? Yes. Yes, they can. I don't know what Madonna's workout regimen entails, but I'm sure it involves Madonna yelling, "I want them to look like spaghetti noodles but oddly buff!"

To which the trainers, with their vast knowledge of physical fitness, respond with "Holy shit, that corpse can talk!"”
The Superficial
“Good news if you like pictures of sinewy half naked old ladies. This bitch is wasting her time.

If I were this rich and this old, I would just have my brain put inside a 60-foot robot. It just seems logical. I would also wear a brand-new top hat every day.

I'm rich, why not live a little?”
Tell Us / Is Madonna working out too much?
Is Madonna working out too much?
In the battle of the bulge, Madonna's arms are winning...but is it at the price of her face?
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