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Mario Lopez Gets Something Off His Chest

by celebuzz on Jun. 27, 2008 07:18 AM / 5 Comments

GUILTY! Dimple dealing Mario Lopez was recently named a hot bachelor or something equally cheesy, and during an interview, he waxed on about his lack of chest follicles.

"That's the Latin Indian blood in me. My dad has a hairy chest, but I don't," said Lopez, who has more than once been accused of falsehoods (ask Karina Smirnoff).

Ever-suspicious Star magazine unearthed a 2003 photo of A.C. Slater with what looks like visible chest pubes. So, Mario, is that some sort of moss or fungal infection on those moobs?

Star's readers are like CELEBUZZ readers (but less sexy); so they took to the forums with a vengeance.

"What a liar! You can see the stubble on his ta-ta's...He is a complete loser!!" said one.

Another felt Lopez's lies about his chest waxing are a personal affront to Jesus Christ: "He talks about how religious he is and has such a strong faith. Excuse me...since when is not being honest ok?"

No comment from Lopez's camp just yet. They're too shaking their heads at what constitutes a scandal nowadays.

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“Actor/exercise guru Mario Lopez leaves the Schoenfeld Theatre on Wednesday afternoon in New York City, where he is performing in the Broadway production of A Chorus Line.

The 34-year-old former Saved By The Bell star signed autographs for fans and held up the nude photo spread of himself from the latest issue of People’s Hottest Bachelor.

WHAT DO YOU THINK of Mario’s nudey pics — HOT or NOT?”

Just Jared

“I can't believe People magazine chose Mario Lopez as the Hottest Bachelor. Yuck!

He has a good body since he works out a lot, but not everyone thinks much of him. How could he beat out the other guys like Jason Lewis, Gerard Butler, and Adam Levine?

Also, you'll notice that he bares all in the photo too.”

Gabby Babble

Tell Us / Is Mario Lopez lying about not having chest hair?

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rforrumor 1 yr 5 mos ago
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did he ever even say that he doesnt shave or wax? i just read that he said "his father has a hairy chest, but i don't." when all is said and done, MARIO IS FRIGGIN HOT
drama4mama 1 yr 5 mos ago
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Celebuzz readers are sexxyyyyy
sexytractor 1 yr 5 mos ago
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OMG he lied about chest hair!! what a loser!
thrudawire 1 yr 5 mos ago
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He doesnt age. He still looks like AC Slater circa 1990s. What's up wit dat?
usetheforce 1 yr 5 mos ago
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liars eventually turn to the dark side