Mario Lopez Keeps His Shirt On
Today is a day that will live in infamy...
Dancing With the Stars contestant and ab-fabulous beefcake Mario Lopez will no longer show off his bare upper body for the camera, People magazine reports.
"My shirtless photo-shoot days are behind me," says the dimpled stallion. "My TV projects are my main priority."
It's long been suspected that Lopez harbors anti-toplessness sentiments. But few thought that he would take this philosophy so far as to deny the general public a view of his chiseled magnificence.
Oh well; at least now he'll save a bundle on chest wax. Not like the guy is hurting for money these days...
And when his career starts to sink again the shirt will come off.
How is keeping his shirt on going to work out for Mario Lopez when he goes to the bath house?