Mario Lopez Keeps His Shirt On

Mario Lopez Keeps His Shirt On-photo

Today is a day that will live in infamy...

Dancing With the Stars contestant and ab-fabulous beefcake Mario Lopez will no longer show off his bare upper body for the camera, People magazine reports.

"My shirtless photo-shoot days are behind me," says the dimpled stallion. "My TV projects are my main priority."

It's long been suspected that Lopez harbors anti-toplessness sentiments. But few thought that he would take this philosophy so far as to deny the general public a view of his chiseled magnificence.

Oh well; at least now he'll save a bundle on chest wax. Not like the guy is hurting for money these days...



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  • starjonesing

    And when his career starts to sink again the shirt will come off.

  • allanthekind

    How is keeping his shirt on going to work out for Mario Lopez when he goes to the bath house?