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Mark Wahlberg Can't Take a Joke

by Celebuzz on Oct. 17, 2008 12:59 PM / 2 Comments

You'd think a guy who used to prance around in his underwear for a paycheck would have a decent sense of humor. Such is not the case with Mark Wahlberg.

The Max Payne actor threatened to inflict some pain on Saturday Night Live's Andy Samberg on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night, because of Samberg's highly hilarious "Mark Wahlberg Talks to Animals" skit.

After host Kimmel played the clip for him, Wahlberg slipped into tough-guy mode and snarled, "When I see that kid... I'm going to crack that big f*cking nose of his. That's what I'm going to do. And then I'm going to tell him 'Say hi to your motha for me.'"

Check out the clip below:

Whatever, dude; make sure you bring a stepladder so you can reach Samberg's schnoz. With all of the bad jokes that you've foisted on the public, you can take a one at your expense once in a while.

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“This is what happens when people kiss your ass all day. I’m sure Mark is the toughest guy getting a laser peel after his Pilates class, but in the real world he’s 35 inches tall and hasn’t been in a fight since 1987.”

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hispanicatthedisco 1 yr 1 mo ago
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What a punk. Get a sense of humor, Wahlberg!
buzzgent 1 yr 1 mo ago
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What a dumbass. He wasn't so high and mighty when he was doing the running man with his jeans around his ankles in 1991.