Funny-bone deficient Mark Wahlberg, recently the subject of one of the best skits Saturday Night Live has done in years that didn't involve Kristen Wiig, is reportedly ready to wed.
The lucky lady is model Rhea Durham, the ("Say hi to ya") mother of his three children— Ella, Michael and Brendan.
At a press conference for his new flick Max Payne, I'm Not Obsessed reports that Bostonian Wahlberg is citing next August as the month of his nuptials.
"We're talking about getting married in August. It's a good month." Wahlberg said.
Will his sheep, donkey and chicken friends be invited?
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Who would marry this lametard, let alone let him enter their hoo hoo? Oh, right, the bank account....