Mary-Kate Olsen Channels Russell Crowe
Wow; if Mary-Kate Olsen was actually capable of tanning, those shoes would leave some pretty weird tan lines.
Perhaps the Fashionable Olsen is preparing for a gladiator match with her arch-nemesis, Spencer Pratt, who recently escalated their long-standing beef by calling Mary-Kate the “less cute” Olsen.
Ouch, that hurts! But not as much as being run through with a three-foot, double-edged blade; so be careful, Spencer!
Mary-Kate addressed the topic of dressing unconventional in a recent Elle cover story: “I like wearing crazy things sometimes. I like being playful.”
Suit yourself, Mary-Kate!
But when you go in for what friends are calling a much-needed stint in rehab, see if the counselors can do something about your compulsive urge to look like an ancient Roman fighter.
I’d sword-fight her, ancient Roman-style…