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Mary-Kate Olsen Channels Russell Crowe

by celebuzz on Jul. 14, 2008 06:29 PM / 1 Comment
Mary-Kate Olsen Channels Russell Crowe
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Wow; if Mary-Kate Olsen was actually capable of tanning, those shoes would leave some pretty weird tan lines.

Perhaps the Fashionable Olsen is preparing for a gladiator match with her arch-nemesis, Spencer Pratt, who recently escalated their long-standing beef by calling Mary-Kate the "less cute" Olsen.

Ouch, that hurts! But not as much as being run through with a three-foot, double-edged blade; so be careful, Spencer!

Mary-Kate addressed the topic of dressing unconventional in a recent Elle cover story: "I like wearing crazy things sometimes. I like being playful."

Suit yourself, Mary-Kate!

But when you go in for what friends are calling a much-needed stint in rehab, see if the counselors can do something about your compulsive urge to look like an ancient Roman fighter.

Quotables /
“Mary-Kate Olsen leaves her boyfriend's house in Hollywood on Sunday.

The former Full-House star has reportedly spent time in a holistic spa the day after she collapsed in a public parking lot in an attempt to cleanse her body of the heavy drinking that she had done the night before.”
Just Jared
“Mary-Kate Trollsen (I love that) might be off to rehab again. Star is saying that the little fashionista creepy-crawly is binge-drinking and partying and not giving an eff. She's a millionaire. I wouldn't give an eff either. I would be sitting around my house all day, naked and snorting peppermint schnapps while watching Empire Records and making beefy frat boys in serious need of money do sweaty calisthenics in short-shorts.

All I know is, I want those sunglasses.”
Socialite Life
“The next time Mary-Kate and Ashley decide to come out with a new clothing line, they should call it Walk of Shame. It would mix and match relatively normal-looking pieces with stuff that appears to have been excavated recently from the bowels of a man-closet.”
Go Fug Yourself
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