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Matt Dillon, Water Pimp

by celebuzz on Jul. 16, 2008 05:35 PM / 1 Comment
Matt Dillon, Water Pimp
Bauer Griffin Online

Not only does Kevin Dillon play seldom-laid second banana to fictional brother Vincent Chase on Entourage, but his real-life bro, Matt Dillon, is still the superior chick magnet.

Matt was vacationing in Ischia, Italy, this week, out on the water surrounded by bikini-clad flesh.

Like, bikini-clad female flesh. Not that other, super-yucky kind.

This, despite the fact that he's 44 years old. And hasn't made a hit movie in, like, two years. And brazenly scratches his nipple in public—not a terribly attractive quality in anyone.

What's his secret? Perhaps a highly refined pheromone that he releases when he scratches his nipple.

He should bottle that stuff and sell it. If he thinks he can compete with the world's most powerful celebrity fragrance.

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“In case you're wondering what the heck Matt Dillon is up to these days, you shouldn't spend too much time feeling bad for the pasty white actor because he is doing just fine thanks. In fact, he's doing so well, that he has the time and resources to enjoy a lovely vacation on a boat in Ischia near Naples with two women flanking his side.

You just know that at some point in the evening, he's going to turn to his female companions and ask them, "Hey, have you guys ever seen Wild Things?" and coax them into some hot girl-on-girl action. We can only hope that at some point, Kevin and his bacon shows up to party.”
Socialite Life
“Flanked by lots of lovely ladies again, Matt Dillon continues to revel in his vacay time in Ischia, near Naples, Italy, on Tuesday.

A boat ride with friends with benefits... What could be better!”
“Matt Dillon basks in the sun and appears to be reading a script during his vacation.

He is flanked by two female companions...

Could he be reading Wild Things II? Trying to relive your romp with Neve Campbell and Denise Richards, Matt?

*wink wink*

Naw, it looks totally innocent. Hope the script is a good one!”
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  • tegga 1 yr 1 mo ago
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    u good ....
    love you all
    please let me be part of the work of good view.
    tegga

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