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Matthew McConaughey: Well, That Didn't Take Long

by celebuzz on Jun. 18, 2008 11:45 AM / 5 Comments

Dad-to-be Matthew McConaughey apparently didn't get the memo: Pregnancy is supposed to subject the mother to wild mood swings and radical physical transformation.

Girlfriend Camila Alves is ready to drop his kid, and Matt is caught by Star in San Juan del Sur, Nicaragua, acting the drunken fool in a local bar. Pie-eyed, groping chicks—the whole deal.

"He was putting the make on every woman in his path," says the mag's source, "throwing his arms around them and trying to kiss them, and trying to dirty-dance out on the floor. But he was a mess, slurring his words and stumbling around.

"After he finally left the bar, someone found him searching through a sewage ditch outside. He mumbled, 'I've lost my flip-flops!' "

Awesome. Forget about baby needing a new pair of shoes. Daddy can't even keep track of his during a lecherous bender in a foreign country.

Keep up the good work, Matty, and this guy goes home empty-handed next year.

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“Matthew McConaughey may have a Tarzan baby gestating inside model Camila Alves, but that doesn't mean he can't get trashed in Nicaraqua and pick up chicks. He must've got that parenting book I sent him: "The Zen of Drinking your Way to Debilitating Child-Support Payments." Star reports:

"He was acting like an out-of-control 18-year-old," claims an eyewitness who was at the bar. "He already seemed to be drunk when he arrived alone, and he only got worse from there on. He was putting the make on every woman in his path, throwing his arms around them and trying to kiss them, and trying to dirty-dance with a few out on the floor. But he was a mess, slurring his words and stumbling around.
"A few minutes after he finally left the bar, someone found him searching through a sewage ditch outside. When they asked him what he was doing, he mumbled, 'I've lost my flip-flops!'"

You know who should really be responsible for a kid? People who lose their shoes in a sewer ditch. That's a winning combination right there. But seriously, I'm sending Matt "Daddy & Baby Velcro shirts" as a shower gift. That way he can carry two drinks at the bar, and it'll be like he never even fathered a child. Now that's practical.”

The Superficial

“Here's Matt McConaughey taking advantage of his girlfriend Camila Alves, who can't drink because she's carrying his baby.

Shame on you, Matthew. Didn't your mama ever teach how to treat a lady?

I'm sure the southern boy's trying to be a gentleman by holding Camila's hand. But walking your pregnant girlfriend into a street post before you slur the words 'thawwwry' and ask her to drive you home isn't the best way to redeem yourself.

Notice the look on Camila's face, which says 'Are you kidding me?' as she gets behind the wheel to drive her drunk boyfriend home.

Is this a good time to tell her that it's only gonna get worse???

Wait till a few months down the line when Matt runs off the Costa Rica for 'play time' in the sand with Lance Armstrong and realizes he's not ready to grow up yet.

That's what you get for falling in love with a Peter Pan, Camila!!!”

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hwoodgrrl 1 yr 5 mos ago
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Yeah...Great dad's get drunk and lose their shoes!! Awesome!
notobsessed 1 yr 5 mos ago
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He's allowed to go out, but cmon, wait till the baby's born!
mraniston 1 yr 5 mos ago
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This baby was not a good idea. He's never gonna grow up out of this stage he's been in for the last few years. He's a wild thing!
drama4mama 1 yr 5 mos ago
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Doesn't he walk everywhere barefoot?
bawwow 1 yr 5 mos ago
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Lucky girls!