‘Maxim’ Says Lauren Is 20% Less Hot Than Heidi
May 15, 2008 at 2:45pm
You know how, lately, Lauren Conrad has been acting totally stuck-up and thinks she’s all a better ‘ho than Heidi Montag, even though Heidi totally made The Hills what it is and doesn’t even really need the show anymore and is practically the president of the United States now?
Yeah, well guess what? Maxim just released its Hot 100 list. Heidi came in at number 36, while Lauren came in at, get this, number 56! That’s right, a full 20 slots below Heidi.
Oooh; in your face, Lauren “20 Below” Conrad! Stings, doesn’t it? From here on in, you should be required to wear a scarlet “56″ on your chest, to acknowledge your now-documented inferiority to Heidi Montag! Bwahahahahaha!
Heidi looks like she just tooted a stinky one in that pic
I love Lauren!!!!
they both kind of suck, but in their own special way.
What’s 20% of 0%?
Heidi’s eyes are waaaayyy too close together. It makes her look like an alien. and her music video doesn’t redeem her at all either. In any case, LC is WAY hotter.
lauren’s arms are lookin a little flabby in this pic. yikes.
yum they’re both hot stuff, they should have been ranked #1 and 2
i wonder what the ranking would have been for heidi pre-surgery
heidi is a total skank.
lauren’s really skinny in person – i see her at runyon all the time
they are both pretty hot but that show is so boring, how can people watch this crap