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McConaughey Gets Rolled Like a Drunk in the Gutter

by celebuzz on Jun. 27, 2008 12:26 PM / 5 Comments
McConaughey Gets Rolled Like a Drunk in the Gutter
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It's looking more and more like Matthew McConaughey should have stayed home with pregnant girlfriend Camila Alves instead of partying down in Nicaragua earlier this month.

According to Star magazine, after getting pie-eyed, girl-groping drunk at San Juan del Sur's Iguana Bar, Matt got ripped off for $2,000 and his BlackBerry.

The source claims "Matt was so out of it when they reached the resort that the two guys had to carry him to his villa. They used his key, took him inside and put him to bed, then left—but they left the door unlocked."

Presumably, someone then snuck into his villa and made off with the goods as Matt slept off his bender.

The source further revealed, "Matt didn't report it to the local authorities. I guess he just considered it a lesson learned."

Yeah, sure. Or more likely, he didn't want it to get out that, after striking out with the chicks at the Iguana, he sought the services of a professional, who made off with Matt's cash and BlackBerry as he drunkenly sobbed, "I swear, this has never happened to me before."

Because if he really was ripped off by a bandido, he'd definitely have his gang of surfer bodyguards on the case.

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“When he wasn't stirring up fights in Malibu this weekend, a shirtless Matthew McConaughey was busy taking care of important things. Like playing paddleball. Playing frisbee. Kissing his girlfriend. Drinking some Corona Lite. And probably a little surfing with the local bullies.

Just a typical day in the sun!”
Pacific Coast News
“Don't be fooled by their careless locks of golden tresses and sun-kissed skin, those surfer dudes can be a vicious bunch when defending one of their own.

Recently, Matthew McConaughey was enjoying a Saturday afternoon with his girlfriend/baby mama-to-be when the paparazzi got too close for comfort. According to the L.A County Sheriff's Dept. rep Steve Whitmore, a group of the hang-ten loving guys formed a semicircle around one of the overly zealous videographer and told him Matthew didn't want to be filmed.

Whitmore told the "L.A. Times," "They got into an argument, and [the photographer] indicated that he received injuries...[The surfers] took the video camera and threw it in the water." I really hope one of them yelled at the camera for it to "go back from whence you came" just because it would be silly and I love silly things. And butter.”
Socialite Life
“Matthew McConaughey appears to have won the hearts of surfers at Santa Monica beach. He was out Saturday enjoying the waves which caught the attention of the paparazzi. This didn't sit too kindly with the surfers who decided to issue such awesomely cliche threats as "We'll draw a line in the beach, and we'll fight for the beach. If you guys win, you can have the beach." How in the hell everyone didn't start break dancing after a comment like that will leave me sleepless for nights to come. The LA Times reports:

"They formed a semicircle in front of his camera and they said they didn't want him to film," said Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department spokesman Steve Whitmore. "They got into an argument, and he indicated that he received injuries. . . . [They] took the video camera and threw it in the water."

After his goons were done working over the paps, Matthew McConaughey put on a top hat and monocle and laughed: "WAH wah wah wah wah wah! Caped Crusader!" That's when they knew he ate all the shrooms. Who keeps inviting this guy?”
The Superficial
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