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Megan Fox Is a Free Woman

by celebuzz on Jul. 3, 2008 04:42 PM / 5 Comments

It's official: Megan Fox has transformed into a single woman.

According to Monsters and Critics, the Transformers actress has called off her engagement to former Beverly Hills, 90210 second-stringer Brian Austin Green, to whom she had been betrothed since November 2006.

A close associate of Fox's reveals, "Megan still cares about Brian, but she now realizes she's too young to marry him."

Plus, he's a has-been.

In May, it was reported that Green was furious about Fox's topless scenes in her upcoming movie, Jennifer's Body.

Well, that's his first mistake. Any sane man dating Megan Fox would take a topless picture of her, bring it to the mall, and have a T-shirt made out of it. Probably a coffee mug, too.

Keep your head up, Brian! Take your mind off of Megan by wrangling a part on the 90210 sequel. You can play the high-school janitor with the permanent scowl who's always getting "Kick Me" signs taped to his butt.

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“Megan Fox called off her engagement to Brian Austin Green . . . !!! . . . !!! . . . !!! Seriously, !!! WENN says:

Transformers star Megan Fox has reportedly called off her engagement to actor fiance Brian Austin Green. Sources claim the pretty brunette, 22, sent business associates correspondence last week alerting them to the sad news. An insider says, “Megan still cares about Brian, but she now realises she’s too young to marry him.” (Source)

Oh, yeah, Megan’s calling off her engagement to Brian because “she now realizes she’s too young to be marrying him.” I’m sure it has NOTHING to do with the fact that she’s the hottest, most sought after, most frequently masturbated to* piece of ass in Hollywood right now. You do have to give it up for Brian though. In boxing terms, him dating Megan was like a Flyweight dominating the Heavyweight class.

*by me”

Celebslam

“Megan Fox has reportedly called off her engagement with Beverly Hills 90210 star Brian Austin Green, according to Star Magazine via Hollyscoop.

Guys everywhere are rejoicing right about now.

She's a little too hot for him so it was inevitable.”

Gabby Babble

“Megan Fox is single. I should just quit right now because I'll never report anything than can top this slice of awesome. (Unless Hayden Panettiere decides she hates clothes but loves bloggers.) Anyway, according to the latest issue of Star, Megan has called off her engagement to Brian Austin Green because she's too young for a commitment:

Sources claim the 22 year-old sent business associates correspondence last week telling them the sad news.
An insider says: "Megan still cares about Brian, but she now realizes she's too young to marry him."

True, Megan does have her whole life ahead of her. But I like to believe she woke up one morning, looked beside her then immediately panicked: "Where am I? Brian Austin Green!? Eww! EWW!" Brian, realizing the jig was up, tried to neutralize the situation: "Shh. Shh. You're okay. Can I interest you in a mixed drink?" When that didn't work, he frantically phoned Ian Ziering: "Dude, she's onto us. I dunno how, but we're toast. Call Priestley; have him fire up the jet. No, we're not bringing Dustin Diamond. Fuck that guy."”

The Superficial

“Megan Fox has reportedly called off her engagement to actor fiance Brian Austin Green. Sources claim the pretty brunette, 22, sent business associates correspondence last week (beg23Jun08) alerting them to the sad news. An insider says, “Megan still cares about Brian, but she now realises she’s too young to marry him.”
Source

I’m sure many of you guys will be happy to hear this news, but in reality none of you have a chance with Megan Fox so who really cares who she’s marrying or not marrying? Let’s just hope that she doesn’t get knocked up in the next 10 years so she can keep putting her sweet ass in films. With not a lot of clothing of course.

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“Megan Fox is single Megan Fox is single Megan Fox is single Megan Fox is single. Monsters and Critics says…

The 22-year-old actress is said to have ended her four-year relationship with former 'Beverly Hills 90210' star Brian Austin Green, 34, because she feels too young to settle down.
A source close to the 'Transformers' star said: "Megan still cares about Brian, but she now realises she's too young to marry him."
She reportedly notified her friends and business associates of the news last week.

Did you ever notice how close "Megan Fox" is to "Mega Fox". Really makes you think, huh? Especially if you’re stoned off your ass.”

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hwoodgrrl 1 yr 4 mos ago
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DAMNIT! She is so hot!
xoxojaniepie 1 yr 4 mos ago
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seriously... wow
buzzgent 1 yr 4 mos ago
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There are two really big reasons Brian Austin Green is gonna be crying now...
goats 1 yr 4 mos ago
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If you listen carefully, you can hear the cheers of thousands of men worldwide as they hear this news.
Ema 1 yr 3 mos ago
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She is not as single as you say! She is dating Lord Toph