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Megan Fox: Transsexual Posing as Alan Alda?

by Celebuzz on Jan. 14, 2009 08:00 AM / 4 Comments

Megan Fox gave a bizarre interview to E!'s Giuliana DePandi Rancic on the Golden Globes red carpet on Sunday night that included her physically comparing herself to Alan Alda and spewing forth other odd neuroses.

"I am pretty sure I am a doppelganger for Alan Alda. I'm a tranny. I'm a man. I'm so painfully insecure. I'm on the verge of vomiting now. I am so horrified that I am here, and embarrassed. I'm scared," she said.

Whoa! Have a glass of champagne and settle down. Alan Alda? Trannies? What?

Fox, 22, explained that her alleged fiance Brian Austin Green didn't accompany her to the ceremony because "he's a man, he has an ego" and couldn't put up with being her purse carrier.

The Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen star went on to brag that she has a 22-inch waist, and initially joked that it was from not eating. Way to role model, Megan. Teenage girls are slightly impressionable.

She quickly explained that Pilates was the reason for her slender figure. Which is easy to admire in this video from the front, courtesy Hollywood.TV.

Megan has the looks thing sewn up. But her management might consider some sort of coach for next time she has to speak in public.

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“Megan Fox apparently took some time out from meeting her incestuous crush Zac Efron to whine about her body.”

The Superficial

“Are Megan Fox's 15 minutes of annoying up yet?At first, her shoot-from-the-lip kind of interviewing style was refreshing on the printed page. But up close and personal on the red carpet Megan Fox is just obnoxious.”

Socialite Life

“Well, I've received a few complaints about how in the world I could put Hilary Duff over Megan Fox in my Hollywood Tuna’s Top Ten Babes list but this interview from the Golden Globes will explain why. Verbal diarrhea.”

“C'mon Megan, enough of that. If you're gonna take your dress off, just do it.”

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noah 10 mos ago
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Shhh, stop talking.
sbaran 10 mos ago
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She needs her head examined.
novie 1 mo ago
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tang-ina dude
Bixby 1 wk ago
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Nice try, Megan, but you'll never be as cool as Alan Alda.