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Miley Cyrus' Bible Babble

by celebuzz on Jul. 18, 2008 06:20 AM / 1 Comment

The latest issue of TV Guide has a cover story on the Hannah Montana sensation Miley Cyrus (cover line: "Miracle Miley!").

The 15-year-old declares her undying love for the Almighty. "I don’t know what I would do without a God that blesses me with the ability to do this," says Billy Ray Cyrus' l'il cash cow.

Also, the Number One thing that she can't live without? "The Bible. It's my 'how-to' guide for life."

In the same interview, Miley declares that she'd like to do a "version of Sex and the City." And this is the same wholesome gal who posed topless for the cover of Vanity Fair and sported a suggestive smear of white fluid across her lip for a "Got Milk?" ad.

Whew; she must live by the mantra, "Who Would Jesus Strip For?"

Topping all of this official bawdiness is the fact that some digital stalker claims to have hacked explicit pics of the "7 Things" singer from her iPhone and is trying to peddle them.

The photos would be illegal to print—it's called "child pornography" or something.

Ask What Would Tyler Durden Do if you don't understand "child pornography."

Miley should thank that Lord that it isn't illegal to pose for sleazy photos while swearing on the Bible about your squeaky-clean lifestyle.

Quotables /

“Miley Cyrus did her signature tongue-wag on the film set of Hannah Montana: The Movie at the Santa Monica Pier on Tuesday.

The 15-year-old Disney tween queen seemed to be wanting to lick anything and everything in sight.”

Just Jared

“Miley Cyrus was spotted sticking out her long tongue at her bandmates on the film set of Hannah Montana:The Movie in L.A. yesterday. Could she somehow be related to the KISS rocker Gene Simmons?”

Gabby Babble

“Hannah Montana tween sensation Miley Cyrus talks to TV Guide about her new album Breakout, her 3-D movie, and the seven things she can't live without.

On her controversial Vanity Fair photo spread: "I don't dwell on the negativity. I want to be a positive role model, so we just try to keep [that stuff] as much not talked about as possible."

On her "sudden" fame: "It was insane. All of a sudden I woke up one day and went to Macy's and saw myself on a T-shirt. I feel empowered when I see my face on a T-shirt. A girl wouldn't be wearing a shirt with me on it just because she liked my show. She must look up to me."

On wearing a purity ring like fellow Disney stars the Jonas Brothers: "I like to think of myself as the girl that no one can get, that no one can keep in their hand. Even at my age, a lot of girls are starting to fall and I think if [staying a virgin] is a commitment girls make, that's great."

The seven things she can't live without in honor of her latest single, 7 Things: 1) "The Bible. It's my 'how-to' guide for life."; 2) "My mommy!"1; 3) "My Yorkie Roadie and my lovebird Zazu."; 4) "Grilled cheese. Mmm"; 5) "Music and my beautiful Gibson guitar."; 6) "My black Chuck Taylor Converse sneakers."; 7) "My Sidekick."

The TV Guide July 21st special double issue is on newsstands Thursday, July 17th, which includes free 3-D glasses to view Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds Concert airing on the Disney Channel on July 26.”

Just Jared

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kkblumush 1 yr 4 mos ago
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from a user on wwtdd - i think this is the best comment on this whole thing:
"Question, who took the picture of her in the shower is what I wanna know? It was probably billy Ray... he'll just blame it on Annie Lebvowiz again though..."