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Miley Cyrus Declares Single Status, Describes Bowel Movements on Twitter

by Celebuzz on Jul. 5, 2009 03:48 PM / 24 Comments

Sorry, Niley fanatics; despite all the rumors, it appears that Miley Cyrus and Nick Jonas are not dating.

And that might be a very good thing for him.

The Hannah Montana star took to her Twitter account to declare that she's unattached on Sunday—and to offer a very TMI message.

"I am lovinggg being single :) life is so carefree!!!," Cyrus Tweeted this afternoon. "Spending the day enjoying Sonic, Music, @mommytish, and the beautiful sun in Savannah."

But apparently, her day became a little less carefree shortly afterward—though not for romantic reasons.

"Just let one stanky thing looooosee!!!" Cyrus tweeted at songwriter Claude Kelly, with whom she'd dined earlier. "Ewwwww vegan poopy nasstyy."

Uhh, OK, then. When we say we want the inside poop on your life, that's not exactly what we meant, Miley.

And hey, everybody; don't forget to follow Celebuzz on Twitter. We promise, we won't get too personal.

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dina 4 mos ago
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I wish she would date nick again soon! They are so cute together!
dina 4 mos ago
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i think claud kelly is a girl!
hispanicatthedisco 4 mos ago
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dina said:
i think claud kelly is a girl!

LOL WUT?
xavier 4 mos ago
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it was funny at first when i read it on twiter but common this is not news for celebuzz some of her twits are cool but not to be shown at this kind of web sites.
Alex 4 mos ago
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eww TMI!
Pops Warner 4 mos ago
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Way to kill any fantasizing about your freshness, Miley! Tip for future "tweets?" Don't talk about dropping a stinky three-coil toilet anaconda in the future. Boys don't like to hear about that kind of guff.
toya 4 mos ago
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Miley I Love you but please don't tweet about such private things because you know the media will try to tare you down.

Stay blessed girl
jessss 4 mos ago
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Wow, these people can't read. She wasn't saying she did it! She said "@claudekelly just let one stanky thing looooosee!!! Ewwwww vegan poopy nasstyy"
stef 4 mos ago
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a little while after she said she was single she also said

Why do I listen to songs that make me cry? Even better question, why do I listen to songs that make me miss you?

that could be about nick :S. i really hope there still together i love niley :)
Toya 4 mos ago
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True Oh so Miley was not the one who used the bathroom it was the Claudekelly person that makes sense. Celebuzz for once get your facts straight you are so full of crap.