Miley Cyrus Invites You to Caption Her As She Prepares to Devour This Human Baby
Feb 18, 2010 at 1:17pm
It must be a terrifying experience for an infant: The exact moment when he realizes that he’s about to be devoured whole by America’s reigning tween queen. Which is what we assume is happening here, because can you think of a better explanation?
What runs through a baby’s head, as it suddenly occurs to him that the same mouth that gave the world “Party In the USA” is about to unhinge its jaws python-like and consume him in one gulp?
That’s where you come in: Hit up the comments section and tell us what this ill-fated tot is thinking as it stares down certain death at the hands of Miley Cyrus.
The reader with the most creative caption will win the satisfaction of knowing that he or she really should consider seeking help.
Baby: “Your breath smells like Billy Ray Cyrus… that’s weird.”
OMG miley cyrus is holdin meeeeeeee…………………………..can u belive it babies?????
….btw u r kinda SCARYY….. :/
omg look that at that babies face it looks terrified, and so would i if miley cyrus was looking at me as though she wants to eat me look at the size of her mouth
I am going to teach you how to “PARTY IN THE USA”!!!
baby: dude, is that my brother in there?
the baby looks kinda scared of her hah the baby is adorable !! Soo cuteeeee !!
It’s not very obvious in this pic but it’s actually a Disney remake of Little Red Hood with Miley starring as the toothfairy who eats children to regain her virginity, which she sold online to Robert Pattinson. In this scene, the evil toothfairy steals the baby’s soul before she feeds on him. In the end, Joaquim Phoenix saves the world by performing a rap, which ultimately kills the toothfairy.
baby: Maybe if I stay very still, she won’t eat ‘mwe’
stop hate, jealous people
Poor baby. IF ONLY YOU COULD RUN AWAY !
This picture is so old from 2008…running out of Miley news celebuzz?? Hm?
Get in my BELLY!!!!
“holy sh*t! your teeth ARE jacked up!”
Baby: “Oh my god! Her mouth is the size of my head!”
YOU ARE ABOUT TO SQUEEZE MY ADDORABLE BUTT SO HARD, THAT I MIGHT POOP ON YOUR PARTY IN THE USA!!!
they re so cute with each other
baby: now would be a great time for my first steps.
awwww!!! poor baby it looks absolutely terrified bless it awwww!! well i would be pritty upset too if miley cyrus was look at me like that she looks like she could swollow that baby whole..LOL!!
haha that baby looks so freakin scared!
Baby caption: “Holy Chalito! I want outta’ here!”
hahahaha!!..miley ur SCARING the BABY!!…
the baby is consume with miley beautiful face and hypnoticed with her angel eyes.
your blue eyes are gorgeous.
the baby: she got me at hello!!!!!!!
she beautiful!
baby : Is miley taken?
she can babysit me anytime…
I love her, this pic is old
Is she my mamma?
she pretttyyyyyyyy
BABY: omg am star struck!
I party in my mamma belly in the usa
I know of miley ever since I was consive. My momma party in the usa with my dadda
miley is that famous.
Baby! Are you my an angel? or a goddest? boy you prettyyy
Poor baby looks terrified, scream for your life little baby & try to get away. But fortunately the girl only devours and kills old boyfriends with her big nasty mouth and lies. Biggest teen
b—-h!.
Baby: Ahhhhhh im about to get eaten!
fukkk!!! shes guna eat me
poor baby!!!!!!!!!!!!
god!! that picture is sooooo old!!
think this site needs some updates, huh??
wow!!! u guys don’t have anything new to post??
this pic is really old!
u just need to criticize people to make u feel good! go find
something nice to do! there are so many people dying and all you care is sayng bad things about everyone. get a grip.
btw, that baby is adorable!
oh!!! i said thatshe had that baby from nick she f*cked him good
poor baby i hope she don’t say that’s nick baby .byeeeeeeeeeee!
people
run away baby safe your slef
[quote=Kyle Sharp]baby: now would be a great time for my first steps.[/quote]
it would
by the way: that picture is AT LEAST two years old …
some new news please
Baby: Why am i being punished like this
that is one scared baby. MILEY sraced that baby to death. poor baby :(
“Bitch you did NOT just eat my mushed peas! That was MY DINNER!”
Oh no, you weren’t supposed to see that !!!
this picture is sooooo old
Baby: Whoa, girl, I’m the cute one!
“POTTY IN THE USA” – MegaStar looking for Muchies causes accident
baby- jamie fox was right
thats alotta gum