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Miley Cyrus Is a Milk Maiden

by celebuzz on May. 14, 2008 11:24 AM / 4 Comments
Miley Cyrus Is a Milk Maiden

Media-savvy tween-pop sensation Miley Cyrus sure knows how to beat back controversy.

Hot on the heels of her Vanity Fair topless cover-shoot—you know, the one she later claimed to be "embarrassed" by—Miley has done a shoot for the 'Got Milk?' campaign.

As you can see, the resultant photo of the 15-year-old Cyrus with a swath of white liquid splashed over her upper lip is completely free of any kind of sexual innuendo whatsoever.

What's next in Miley's image-scrubbing campaign, a Hannah Montana signature-model love doll?

This totally-not-seedy display has the fragrance of father/Svengali Billy Ray Cyrus all over it.  Unfortunate hairstyle choices notwithstanding, that guy seems to know exactly what he's doing in marketing his young daughter.

Quotables /
“Who’s managing Miley Cyrus, a sea monkey? Whose idea was it to let her pose for a picture that could be construed by some –but certainly not a devout, God-fearing gentleman such as myself — as suggestive. After the Vanity Fair scandal, I wouldn’t let her be photographed in anything less than a suit of armor covered in a blanket. At night.”
Celebslam
“Actress by day. Rocker by night. I’ve got to keep fit to keep up. So I drink milk. Some studies suggest that teens who choose milk instead of sugary drinks tend to be leaner and the protein helps build muscle. It’s the best of both worlds.”
Just Jared
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  • lisatee 1 yr 6 mos ago
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    hahahaha...a sea monkey. i heart you celebslam.

  • noah 1 yr 6 mos ago
    Reply

    indiana jones hooker boots?

    yes please.

  • notobsessed 1 yr 6 mos ago
    Reply

    cant wait for her true hollywood story

  • hwoodgrrl 1 yr 6 mos ago
    Reply

    i rather like the boots

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