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Minka Kelly Took the 'Love' Dump from John Mayer

by celebuzz on Jun. 26, 2008 07:28 AM / 11 Comments

Moving on as gracefully as she can, Minka Kelly tells People magazine, "I'm really happy—as long as they're happy, I am."

Minka's talking about her former flame John Mayer and his new girlfriend Jennifer Aniston, and she's operating with incredible restraint.

Consider a tipster's dish to Page Six: "During his relationship with [Minka], John mentioned, 'I don't really get this Jennifer Aniston thing.' "

That was before he saw the Jennifer Aniston thing up close and personal.

Despite any perceived shortcomings, John had enough decorum to give the Friday Night Lights actress a heads-up on his budding romance with Aniston.

According to the spy, "Minka received a call from John prior to the story breaking about his relationship with Jennifer. He apologized to Minka, 'Sorry, but I'm really in love.' "

Kelly's probably just happy her ex is now some other woman's problem. Well, maybe not completely happy.

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“The reason she's happy is she no longer has to roleplay for John. Chicks are used to dressing up as nurses, cheerleaders, police women, and even tigers but dressing up as a 40-year-old divorc�e with so much baggage that it would cost her $12,000 to fly on American Airlines? That's just plain weird.”

Splash News Online

“Jennifer Aniston's vagina must be magic because that's the only rational explanation for anyone to ever choose her over Minka Kelly. Yet that's exactly what John Mayer did.

This is just baffling because Minka Kelly is superior to Jennifer Aniston in every way. It's like comparing a Bentley to a donkey asleep in the mud. Look at that ass. She should be kidnapped by the government and studied and cloned, thus ushering in a golden age of women with perfect asses.”

“If you're concerened that her heart may have been broken by the shaggy-haired sensitive singer, worry not. Minka's currently dating New York Yankee stud—and ladykiller—Derek Jeter.”

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spiderpig 1 yr 4 mos ago
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she's 10 X HOTTER than aniston
mynameisearl 1 yr 4 mos ago
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why can't ex's just forget their past and move on without having to explain? its pathetic
drama4mama 1 yr 4 mos ago
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john and jen will be over soon. she's too dependent.
usetheforce 1 yr 4 mos ago
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Jennifer Aniston is part of the dark side. Stay away!
thrudawire 1 yr 4 mos ago
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Jennifer Aniston + John Mayer = the most perfect annoying couple ever
mesocorny 1 yr 4 mos ago
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The things i would do to her
noah 1 yr 4 mos ago
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thrudawire said:
Jennifer Aniston + John Mayer = the most perfect annoying couple ever

Jennifer + John Mayer = John Mayer getting more notches on his bedpost.

God bless him.
hispanicatthedisco 1 yr 4 mos ago
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Dude is SOOOOOO stupid for dumping Minka. She wipes the floor with Trannyston.
not hot 1 yr 3 mos ago
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minky kelly is a nobody and always will be,she has no talent just a big boody go make a sex tape minka already to join vanessa minnillo, kim kardashian,paris hiton,because i've seem friday night lights it's on the verge of cancelation minka can't act sorry>
conni-d 1 yr 3 mos ago
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minka can't act i think fnl sucks the people who fight for the show to stay on live in small towns,and jennifer aniston is a much bettet actress than minka, aniston tv show was the highest rated show on tv besides seinfield minka show fnl is on the verge of cancellation only after one season!!!!!!!!!!!!!! come on no comparison aniston rules!!!!!