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Miranda Kerr: In Full Bloom

by celebuzz on Jun. 24, 2008 05:06 PM / 7 Comments
Miranda Kerr: In Full Bloom
Bauer Griffin Online

Swashbuckler Orlando Bloom and Aussie girlfriend Miranda Kerr, splashing around in the Canary Islands on a vacation from Bloom's two-year break between films, hit the Gran Hotel Residencia's pool over the weekend.

Victoria's Secret Angel model Kerr teased poolside patrons by tossing off her bikini top. Shortly after, Orlando followed suit...or, rather, suit-lessness.

Orlando's a Bhuddist, and the two clothes-shy sunbathers surely meditated and had several religious experiences over the weekend before Bloom reached Kerr's Nirvana.

Orlando's next flick, "New York, I Love You," isn't out till sometime next year. Sweet! That's six more months of buck-nekkid vacation time away!

 

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“Here’s Miranda Kerr vacationing with her boyfriend Orlando Bloom in Gran Canaria. As you can see, she’s tanning topless but she has some nerve trying to cover up! What the hell!? She’s a model and has been topless on numerous occasions. Why so shy all of a sudden? Anyway, her method of covering up was a little sloppy and fortunately we managed to get a little nipple action. So there Miranda! Serves you right!”
“Kerr-Bloom! exploded hotness all over Gran Canaria, Spain this past weekend.

The near-physically flawless duo (consisting of Brit actor Orlando Bloom and Aussie Victoria's Secret model Miranda Kerr) took their hot bods and lust-inducing accents to the Gran Hotel Residencia where they spent their time reading, avoiding tanlines (woo!), and making us regret eating breakfast.

A famous model that eats and reads? Talk about breaking down stereotypes. Don't f*** this up, Bloom.

Forget Oprah and Mel Gibson. If you really want to encourage school kids to read, just slap one of these photos of Miranda Kerr on a poster and *BAM!* literacy should skyrocket.

If you need us we'll be right over here, clicking through these photos for HOURS.”
“Australian Victoria’s Secret supermodel Miranda Kerr and her boyfriend Orlando Bloom hung out topless and naked around the pool yesterday at the Awesome Life Hotel in FanatsyLand, Heaven. And good for them. Those two kids deserve a break in life.”
“Pirates of the Caribbean star Orlando Bloom and Victoria's Secret model girlfriend Miranda Kerr were spotted on vacation in Gran Canaria wearing next to nothing.

Not to be outdone by Orlando's former crush object Jennifer Aniston, Bloom and his lingerie-model girlfriend enjoyed a luxuriant splash in the pool, exposing some prime T&A to the paparazzi (well, Miranda played coy by covering up her nips with some reading material), while Orlando exposed his Bloomin' Onion.

I can't believe I just called it that. Needless to say, you get what I mean.”
Socialite Life
“Orlando Bloom and his Victoria’s Secret angel Miranda Kerr are smokin’ hot while vacationing together at the Gran Hotel Residencia on the Canary Islands in Spain over the weekend.

Orly, 31, strutted shirtless in the pool, where he also pulled up his pants to work on the tan on his legs. Miranda, 25, opted for a little topless action to even out her tan. She was seen reading Abdi Assadi’s “Shadows On The Path.” It’s a discussion on the often overlooked aspect of spiritual attainment: the shadow. According to the book, it’s a common misconception for spirituality to be viewed as movement toward the light instead of delving into, identifying and integrating repressed aspects of our psyche.”
Just Jared
“Victoria's Secret model Miranda Kerr and boyfriend Orlando Bloom hit up Gran Canaria, Spain for some topless action. I love how she's using a book to cover her fun parts. When I'm nude it requires the whole Encyclopedia Brittanica to cover my business. You know, once it loaded onto an iPod. I should really turn the AC down in my apartment. Yeah, that's gotta be it...”
The Superficial
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  • cameronkitty 1 yr 5 mos ago
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    why, hello

  • mesocorny 1 yr 5 mos ago
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    me so horny is totally blasting in my room right now

  • hwoodgrrl 1 yr 5 mos ago
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    nice nipple.

    damn shes perfect

  • buzzbuddy 1 yr 5 mos ago
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    And this is why she is Victoria's Secret model

  • xoxojaniepie 1 yr 5 mos ago
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    HOTTTTTT IM LOVIN THESE PICS

  • moonshine 1 yr 5 mos ago
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    She has the most amazing body I've seen in my life. Orlando Bloom is hella lucky.

  • peace 4 mos ago
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    i hate her i wish orlando bloom broke up with her she so ugly she not good with him

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