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Morning Frills #100: 'It's a Bust!' Edition

by Celebuzz on Nov. 21, 2008 05:59 AM / 1 Comment
Morning Frills #100: 'It's a Bust!' Edition
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Katie Price is many things, some of them utterly indefinable, but unsympathetic isn't one of them.

The British model/multi-hyphenate, also known as Jordan, launched her newest Katie Price lingerie line at Asda Living Store Lakeside in Essex, England, today, bringing hope to cantilevered women everywhere that they might look as elegant in their underthings as she does.

The 30-year-old phenomenon got into the underwear-designing business to aid women who—like her—were having difficulty finding brassieres that adequately housed their mammaries.

"I've been wearing the wrong-sized bras all my life. I went to Marks & Spencer [department store] and they measured me as a 32D. A 32 f*cking D! Me! Can you imagine!" the curvy entrepreneur has revealed to the Daily Mirror. "I kept getting that four-t*t look, you know? But I can tell you now, I'm actually a 30GG. I'm finally wearing the right size."

And now, thanks to Katie Price's tireless work and devotion, so can the rest of the world's well-endowed women.

Click through the gallery on the right for the glorious results of Katie Price's altruistic efforts. Can someone get this woman a Nobel Prize already?

Quotables /
“Katie Price has bills to pay and a marriage to save, so launching her latest lingerie line mysteriously entitled the Katie Price Collection kills two birds with one sexy stone--curling iron gun sold separately.”
Socialite Life
“These are from Jordan's Asda Lingerie launch in Essex, England. You can check out the earlier set of pictures here.

Can you believe she's had three kids???”
Splash News Online
“What does it say about me as a person that, if Katie Price was selling cyanide capsules, I'd probably buy an entire case and pop them like candy? Besides that I'm awesome and people are genuinely surprised when they learn I don't drive a battleship to work.”
The Superficial
“British "Glamour Model" Jordan aka Katie Price unveiled her new line of lingerie today and in true Jordan fashion, she modeled the line of bras and underwear herself. The mother of three even showed off her perfectly toned rump in a thong!”
Splash News Online
“You probably think this is Katie Price at some kind of Excellence In Parenting Awards ceremony, but no, it's her at a launch for her new lingerie line. It just looks like gold medal parenting because she brought her three-year-old son along with her. Everyone agreed it was a wonderful idea. If there's one thing a boy likes, it's seeing his mom dress real slutty.”
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