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Morning Frills #11: "Soccer? We Hardly Know Her!" Edition

by Tim Kenneally on Jul. 17, 2008 06:11 AM / Leave a Comment
Morning Frills #11: "Soccer? We Hardly Know Her!" Edition
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Spanish model Nereida Gallardo is living proof that, while soccer players may not score often on the field, they do exceptionally well off the field.

The up-until-recently girlfriend of Cristiano Ronaldo, who plays for Manchester United and the Portuguese national team, is a one-woman advertisement for the benefits of soccer.

If only she were to do a public-service announcement in America, interest in the sport would catapult to sky-high.

Until that happens, enjoy these shots of Gallardo vacationing in Palma de Mallorca, Spain.

Quotables /
“Poor Nereida. She looks like she’s taking her breakup with Ronaldo pretty hard. Might I suggest seeking comfort within the confines of my pants? Don’t worry, I sometimes play a doctor in sexy role-playing, I know what I’m doing.”
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“I have no clue who Nereida Gallardo is, but I’m guessing she’s some soccer player’s girlfriend. Because all soccer player’s girlfriends look pretty much the same. If you detect a hint of jealousy, that’s because there is. Seriously, it’s about time bloggers get their share of hot tail too! We’re the rockstars of the Internet for crying out loud!”
“Remember Nereida Gallardo, the model that soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo went yachting with a few weeks ago? She got her ass dumped. Why? Because Ronaldo got bored of her. Ahhh, to be young. Wait . . . I am young. Ahhh, to be a katrillionaire.”
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