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Morning Frills #126: 'Perry Nice' Edition

by Celebuzz on Jan. 1, 2009 06:30 AM / Leave a Comment
Morning Frills #126: 'Perry Nice' Edition
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Katy Perry's talents don't stop with her singing abilities.

The 24-year-old "I Kissed a Girl" warbler has endured a lot of rumors about the authenticity of her curves.

Being a woman of the people, the singer allowed the people to decide by stripping down to a bikini and prancing around on the beach in Mexico over her Christmas vacation.

The verdict? God-given or surgically enabled, Katy Perry's 34DD upper unit is pretty spectacular. No wonder people are willing to pay thousands of dollars for a plaster replica of it.

It's just a marvel that, with attributes like that, Perry manages to fall flat so often.

When she wasn't making onlookers' jaws drop with her bikini-clad form, Perry relaxed by reading a biography about her mentor Madonna. Hopefully Perry's physique won't follow Madge's example and start to resemble that of a Ukrainian weight lifter.

But if that dark day ever comes, at least we'll always have this gallery of sexy Katy Perry photos to fall back on.

Quotables /
“Is she sullen because she looks like the Riddler? Sometimes you can pull off a Dita Von Teese, sometimes you can't.”
Socialite Life
“If it weren’t for those enormous breasts, I’d never have come around to doing this post but I can’t pass up big boobs. I just don’t have it in me.”
“Call it sheer cunning, but there's just something about this woman that says boobs. Er, talent. - - No, boobs.”
The Superficial
“Listen, I know you like to think of Santa Claus as this jolly old guy, but I'm telling you right now, he definitely got a boner when he flew over Mexico on Thursday.”
Celebslam
“One time I read someone thought they found something even better than huge t*ts, but it turns out they meant it like if you spell "huge" with three U’s. I'm sorry to be a Negative Nancy, but I would argue that's essentially the same thing.”
“If she likes laying on her back and sucking on things so much, I got something right here she can wrap her lips around. It’s a bottle of water. She needs to drink lots of water if she's gonna spend time in the sun.”
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