Morning Frills #13: “It’s a Cover-Up!” Edition
Jul 22, 2008 at 6:12am
Women—and the men who admire them—can’t live by bikinis alone.
On occasion, alas, it is necessary to wear a little bit more than three tiny triangles of fabric held together by thin strips of string.
For one thing, sometimes it can get cold. Which can lead to pneumonia. Which is not very sexy.
Secondly, prolonged exposure to the sun can lead to skin cancer, which is also not very sexy.
In the interest of Keeping the Sexy, travel back to the Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week in Miami—the scene of yesterday’s Morning Frills—for a look at some less revealing, but no less enthralling, summer-clothing options.
Oh, and a couple of bikinis too. Because they’re still pretty neat.
I have that same outfit! Which is a little awkward, because I’m a 50-year-old, 275-pound man.