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Morning Frills #9: Totally Fruity Edition

by Tim Kenneally on Jul. 15, 2008 06:09 AM / 1 Comment
Morning Frills #9: Totally Fruity Edition
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And some people claim that beauty pageants are shallow, superficial displays of flesh...

Miss England contestants Nadine Hillman (pictured) and Katie Cheeseman recently announced their intentions to make the 96-mile trip across the English channel. Atop a giant inflatable banana. Towed by a speedboat.

Why?

The beauty queens hope to raise cash for charity with the trip. Oh, and to raise their chances of winning the competition. But mostly for charity. Probably. Shut up, you know it's true.

Sexy looks, ambition, and kind hearts—these ladies have all sorts of a-peel.

Get it? A-peel?

Okay, don't laugh if you don't want. At least not until you click through the gallery on the right.

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“Nadine Hillman, 22, and Katie Cheeseman, 24, will be towed across a 96 mile shipping route, even though the Channel is only 21 miles at its narrowest point. The girls will go from Cherbourg in France to Exmouth in England. The contestants also feel it will boost their chances of winning Miss England.

Call me a cynic, but surely the best way to boost your chance of winning Miss England is by humping one of the male judges? At least the girls will raise money for charity. Apparently, they were originally going to ride a cherry, but they lost that years ago.”
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