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Morning Frills #90: 'Nothin' Wrong With That Thong' Edition

by Celebuzz on Nov. 6, 2008 05:59 AM / Leave a Comment
Morning Frills #90: 'Nothin' Wrong With That Thong' Edition
Splash News Online

With appearances in FHM, DUB, and Playboy, Vida Guerra has a lot of great credentials behind her.

But that's not the only great thing that the Cuban-born glutey beauty has behind her.

The callipygian model hit the beach earlier this week, thoughtfully clad in a thong bikini that amply showcased her imposingly proportioned back end. And clearly, even in a world where substantial buttocks are an increasingly common sight, Guerra is still the reigning booty queen.

Help Vida celebrate her continued dump-chute dominance by clicking through the gallery on the right. You'd have to be a total ass not to.

Quotables /
“Great googly moogly! Booty model Vida Guerra hit the beach in Miami, Florida yesterday and luckily for us, she wore a thong!”
Splash News Online
“I expect a deep, intellectual discussion on the aesthetic properties of Ms. Guerra's large Cuban posterior. (Show your work.) Now, if you'll excuse me, I have an apparently secret Muslim to elect. To the polls!”
The Superficial
“Vida Guerra had a fat ass before it was cool to have a fat ass. Through her tireless, thong-wearing efforts, she blazed a trail for the Kim Kardashians, Serena Williamses, and Jessica Biels of the world. She’s like the Rosa Parks of fat asses, so to speak. I fully believe we’ll be masturbating to her in the history books some day.”
Celebslam
“Personally, I like woman who are fit and take care of themselves. But that’s just me. I have taste. However, for those of you who don’t, enjoy these Vida Guerra bikini pictures.”
“I think maybe I’m just intimidated by a big ass. If she were on her hands and knees and I was behind her I can’t swear I could find where my penis goes. My aim sucks anyway. It takes me ten minutes to put a pillow in a pillowcase for christs sake, so me finding a two inch slit hidden behind her donkey ass would be an accomplishment on par with the steam engine.”
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