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Morning Frills #99: 'Shoshanna? Yeah, We Wanna' Edition

by Celebuzz on Nov. 20, 2008 05:59 AM / Leave a Comment
Morning Frills #99: 'Shoshanna? Yeah, We Wanna' Edition
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Nasal-toned observational comic Jerry Seinfeld may busy himself with shilling software and providing celebrities with secret love nests these days, but his former flame, Shoshanna Lonstein Gruss, is riding a different wave.

Shoshanna, who began dating Seinfeld in 1993 at the tender age of 17, is all grown up now, in the best possible way.

Now 33, she designs a successful line of dresses, swimwear and underwear, and like just about everyone else in the world, has been splashing around at Miami Beach the last few days.

The entrepreneurial beauty frolicked in the surf with her husband Joshua Gruss, an investment analyst who, aside from being a dashing and lucky fellow, is also the heir to a $500 million fortune courtesy of his father, philanthropist Martin Gruss.

Wow; seems like Shoshanna's blessed with abundant common sense along with her other ample endowments.

Click through the gallery on the right for more shots of Shoshanna caught in a tender marital moment. It's definitely more satisfying than that lame Seinfeld finale.

Quotables /
“Remember Shoshanna Lonstein? She used to date Jerry Seinfeld. When she was 17. Nice. Not many people know this but California actually has a “double d cup exception” to their statutory rape law:

Section 42-65. Code 4d.3: “The age of consent for engaging in sexual acts is 18 years old. If a girl is under the age of 18 but has double d breasts . . . SCORE!””
Celebslam
“Remember Shoshanna Lonstein? There’s no reason you should but if you do you know she became famous in 1993 when she started dating Jerry Seinfeld. Which was a big deal at the time because she was 17 and he was 38. They stayed together for four years and after that he married Jessica Sklar and she married some billionaires kid. The point to all this is of course t*tties. Awesome ones”
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