Naomi Watts Is Pregnant and Edgy
Holy cripes, Naomi Watts! Don’t you know that you’re pregnant?
Despite her with-child state, slap-happy Watts hit the streets with baby daddy Liev Schrieber over the weekend on a Vespa scooter. She seemed oblivious to the fact that one pothole could spill her onto the pavement, endangering her bundle-of-joy-to-be.
And what of Liev? A guy who’s in contention for the World’s Most Sensitive Dad award should be a little smarter about this sort of thing.
Seriously, Naomi; obviously you and Liev are flexing your eco-consciousness with your high-MPG mode of transportation.
But your SUV would be a much safer conveyance for a pregnant woman, and it’s a hybrid to boot. The tree-huggers probably wouldn’t sweat you for using it.
As far as parental decisions go, this isn’t the worst in the world, but it might just crack the Top 10.

























Safety first, Naomi! Hope you wore a condom for the ride.
I can’t believe this dumb bitch got on a motorcycle. Why didn’t she just jump through the plate glass window at the abortion clinic?
First off, it’s a moped, not a motorcycle. Secondly; give me a break Jharv, your a little over dramatic I dont even think a moped goes fast enough to go on a freeway. You need to relax.