Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis Set to Have "Aggressive, Angry Sex"
"Can I just tell you why none of my review matters? Can I just tell you why my review is absolutely pointless? Because in this movie, Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis have sex," the review reads. "Yeah. You read that right. And not just nice sweet innocent sex either. We're talking ecstasy-induced hungry aggressive angry sex. Yeah so...this movie is already on the must-see list of 2010."
Excuse us for a moment; we seem to have come down with a case of the vapors.
The movie, which is being directed by The Wrestler's Darren Aranofsky, focuses on a dancer with a New York ballet troupe, and the in-fighting and back-stabbing over the lead role in an upcoming production of Swan Lake.
Let us know in the comments section: Can the promise of a Natalie Portman/Mila Kunis sex scene make you go see a movie about ballet?
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