New Endorsement Ideas For Tiger Woods (PHOTOS)
Dec 16, 2009 at 4:50pm
In the wake of Tiger Woods‘ extramarital hanky-panky, many advertising experts wondered if these admissions would affect the billion-dollar ad market surrounding his name, brand and image.
Last Sunday, consulting firm Accenture ended it’s 6-year sponsorship agreement with Woods, citing that he is “no longer the right representative for [our] advertising.”
While this is definitely a blow to the Tiger-empire, we wondered: Could the golf legend possibly stand to benefit and gain new sponsors from his admitted sexual infidelity?
Click through our gallery of Photoshopped ad-posters for the new world of Tiger Woods’ endorsements and see for yourselves!
Something about the idea of Tiger Woods’ face on a box of condoms REALLY creeps me out.
Why would he wear condoms? Everyone knows you can’t get the girl pregnant if you don’t make eye contact.
They should have used Miley Cyrus for this one.
He looks to be donkey-punching that diamond ring.
He’s giving his bicep the sex eye.
Tiger looks like he’s got some sexually deviant thoughts brewing in that mind of his.
this will haunt my life
BAM! Punch that baby!
creepy
I hope noah is joking! =S lol
I would love to body slam Tiger’s wife.
* retarded..
* Neeh, more like Lindsay–hmmm, actually they both could of did this together in there own Add.* theres nothing like teamwork!! =}
* That ring represents the weight thats gonna come crashing down on his life..* hmmm, thats too bad now isn’t it Tiger!?
* Tigers thoughts: ” Boy theres nothing like drug’n a girl, before you have sex with her and find out you impregnated her, with your secret love child!!” * =P
” you next bicep…you next…” lolz.
* Sugar Daddies have money–umm, pretty soon Tiger won’t have any money, so technically this add isn’t realistic Celebuzz!!* =}
* Wow, so Hooters must be heaven to him–oh wait, theres actually not allot Blonds that work there…*
* Tiger i’m pretty sure you would die before the battery of this phone!!* =}
I’d totally buy that
[quote=sydsouth]* Tigers thoughts: ” Boy theres nothing like drug’n a girl, before you have sex with her and find out you impregnated her, with your secret love child!!” * =P[/quote]
hahah literal comedy rules
it’s not like he uses them, wouldn’t make me buy one
Protect Your Wood!!! Check out http://www.tigercondoms.com
And if that doesn’t work, punch her in the stomach!
You know no pun intended Tiger but honestly what were you thinking? Sounds like there has been problems in the marriage for a long, long time. You got yourself into this mess, how do you expect your wife or for that matter your fans to act over your stupid running around? You have no marriage and I seriously doubt prenup or not, your wife won’t be able to ever forgive this Tiger. So she is not wearing her wedding bands anymore, no doubt she will be able to do much else. She must feel like the dumbest wife around, the trust is gone what else is really left? Elin, PLEASE make sure you get an HIV test now as often as you can just to make sure you haven’t gotten or picked up any communicable diseases.
tiger already has condoms!!! tigercondoms.com… drive your balls closer to the hole in fewer strokes!!! great for swingers!!!
tiger already has condoms!!! tigercondoms.com drive your balls closer to the hole in fewer strokes!!!
i hate how people try to tell celebs what they did wrong when there prolly fat or cant get a date
[quote=LOLiCool]i hate how people try to tell celebs what they did wrong when there prolly fat or cant get a date[/quote]
LOL, your right about that!!!!!
leave tiger alone. i bet you if he never would of started messing with white girls in the first place none of this bull would of happened. i hope tiger has learned once you go white, that sh*t aint right, lol next time tiger if you want to cheat on your wife, go to a black or latina woman, we will do you good. and you wont get caught up. you cant trust white girls!
his gold digging wife is about to take everything. thats way you stay away from crazy white bitches!
all these black celebs going after white girls and getting caught up in messy situations – when de hell will they learn. i agree if he was white this mess would be strained by now. anyhow, why the hell would elin want a divorce now – i’m sure she knew he was messing around, but now the cat’s out the bag girlfriend want a divorse – balonie!!!
[quote=K.Rose]i bet you if he ever would of started messing with white girls in the first place none of this bull would of happened. next time tiger if you want to cheat on your wife, go to a black or latina woman, we will do you good. and you wont get caught up. you cant trust white girls![/quote]
This comment is so absurd and amazing at the same time. I love it.
[quote=noah]
This comment is so absurd and amazing at the same time. I love it.[/quote]
yes. can i marry her?
Well, ambien does do that, but this picture of him is sooo creepy!
[quote=noah]They should have used Miley Cyrus for this one.[/quote]
agree, haha
* I’m Black,* =} lolz
[quote=K.Rose]leave tiger alone. i bet you if he never would of started messing with white girls in the first place none of this bull would of happened. i hope tiger has learned once you go white, that sh*t aint right, lol next time tiger if you want to cheat on your wife, go to a black or latina woman, we will do you good. and you wont get caught up. you cant trust white girls![/quote]
I guess he couldn’t find a black or latina woman hot enough….
[quote=noah]Tiger looks like he’s got some sexually deviant thoughts brewing in that mind of his.[/quote]
What mind?! You have to be pretty ‘effin stupid to destroy your career and family life to screw around with those 12? 14? skanks…And now he’ll lose half of all his billions in a divorce settlement…Boo Hoo…You go Elin! You’re too hot for him anyway!
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The only difference between Santa and Tiger Wood is that Santa stopped after 3 ho’s.
Tiger need man love
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