Nicki Minaj’s anaconda don’t want your rude selfies. …
The 2015 MTV Video Music Awards air this Sunday, August 30, at 9 p.m. ET. It is going to be a very long night.
A moment of silence, please, for the fantastic music videos that tried their best but just weren’t good enough for the VMAs.
Google, and you shall find.
Picture this: You’re a mouth-breathing captain of the varsity Dungeons & Dragons team whose permanent seating assignment is far removed from the social periphery when, suddenly, a wrist clad in Happy Hippie jewelry extends from the inner circle with an invitation to the party of the century.
Nicki Minaj is giving fans quite the show — and no, we’re not just talking about her Pinkprint Tour.
Oh my gosh, look at her butt. …
Has a white flag been raised to end the Battle of the Beef?
Now would be a good time to start clearing your phone (and deleting the games you no longer play).
Initiate damage control sequence.