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9 Inappropriate Things About Patrice Wilson’s Newest Music Video

A few weeks after releasing “Chinese Food,” Patrice Wilson put another spin on something most people used to enjoy.  Dressed in a red sweater and wearing that sh*t-eating grin, Wilson played puppet master over Alison Gold’s love life.

And now we present “ABCDEFG” and 9 kinds of wrong:

Kelly Lynch |

Watch: A Horrifying Music Video About “Chinese Food”

I’m not doing this to torture you, but I need you to watch Alison Gold’s music video, “Chinese Food.”  Not because it’s good, but because it’s a summation of all that is wrong with America.

Kelly Lynch |