Stop What You’re Drinking and Pick Up a Soda Shaq Immediately
Shaquille O'Neal is a magnificent human being whose mastery of basketball is only exceeded by his mastery of the spoken word. For instance, he once said, "What comes out of the microwave hot doesn’t always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning." He also said, "My game’s like the Pythagorean Theorem.