To Be Judged by NeNe Leakes
NeNe Leakes looks amused. Either she just looked at your face — sick burn! — or she finished reading today's winning captions.
Jennifer Lopez’s New Nickname Is J.LOMG!
If you had to guess, what made Jennifer Lopez stop in her tracks, place her hand to lips, and (we assume) say "Oh my!" Do you think it was maybe the sheer awesomeness of today's winning captions? (We do.)…
Big Fergies Do Cry Actually, Tho
Big girls don't cry? Well, we know that's not true. Not even the singer behind those words, Fergie, thinks it's true. It's OK to cry, to be angry, and to check out today's winning captions and feel a twinge of jealousy that our readers are this clever.
OMG, It’s Blake Lively!
Something clearly caught Blake Lively's attention. Whatever could it be? Today's winning captions, perhaps?
Duchess Camilla Is All, Like, ‘Mmm, Wine!’
It is almost the weekend, and therefore we are all Camilla Parker Bowles; we are, like, "Mmm, wine!" Please bring us the wine so that we may enjoy it as we read today's winning captions!
Not Even Jay Z Likes Beyoncé’s New Bangs
Dear Beyoncé, Yes, most of the time you are, indeed, ***flawless, but the verdict is in: you won't find many supporters of your new 'do. Not even your husband, Jay Z, appears to approve. And neither do the authors of today's winning captions. (It's OK; we forgive you your hair sins.)…
Laverne Cox Is Not Having It
Everyone has those days, Laverne Cox included. It's OK, Laverne. It will be better tomorrow. It can be better even sooner if you read today's winning captions.
Lana Del Rey Loves Driving in Cars With Boys
(Reference, for those of you who didn't get it, though if you're a Lana Del Rey fan, you should have gotten it, but hey, we all make mistakes, no worries, but the people who wrote today's winning captions didn't make a mistake, at least, so we should all aspire to be…
You’ll Never Be Bored With Lorde
For being so young, Lorde has great stage presence. And great lamps. Let us not forget the lamps. And let us not forget today's winning captions.
Lady Gaga Is Shy, Guys
Lady Gaga is many things: talented singer, No. 1 album-haver, slave to a dog. But most of all, Lady Gaga is a shy girl. So shy! Don't look at her! Look at today's winning captions instead.