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To Be Judged by NeNe Leakes

NeNe Leakes looks amused. Either she just looked at your face — sick burn! — or she finished reading today’s winning captions.

Matt Russoniello | November 7, 2014 - 12:53 pm

Are You There, God? It’s Me, Drake.

In the name of the Father, the Canadian rapper Drake, and today’s winning captions. Amen.

Matt Russoniello | November 6, 2014 - 11:00 am

Jennifer Lopez’s New Nickname Is J.LOMG!

If you had to guess, what made Jennifer Lopez stop in her tracks, place her hand to lips, and (we assume) say “Oh my!” Do you think it was maybe the sheer awesomeness of today’s winning captions? (We do.)…

Matt Russoniello | November 5, 2014 - 11:08 am

One Second Lady Gaga’s Got Eyebrows, Then Suddenly the Eyebrows Are Her

Lady Gaga’s looks — and, let’s be honest, her music — have become more polarizing as time marches on, and that’s okay. Polarizing is not necessarily bad. Our winning captions are always amazing, so it’s acceptable for some other things to change.

Matt Russoniello | November 4, 2014 - 12:14 pm

Big Fergies Do Cry Actually, Tho

Big girls don’t cry? Well, we know that’s not true. Not even the singer behind those words, Fergie, thinks it’s true. It’s OK to cry, to be angry, and to check out today’s winning captions and feel a twinge of jealousy that our readers are this clever.

Matt Russoniello | November 3, 2014 - 12:17 pm

Let Us All Admire Taylor Swift’s Natural Grace

Taylor Swift is having the biggest week of her life, and she sure looks excited about that fact. Either that, or she’s really into today’s winning captions.

Matt Russoniello | October 31, 2014 - 11:50 am

Getting ‘Dirty, Sexy, Funny’ With Jenny McCarthy and Snooki

Dirty, Sexy, Funny is the name of Jenny McCarthy’s new SirusXM radio show, on which she featured Snooki as a guest, but the title could also be applied to today’s winning captions:…

Matt Russoniello | October 30, 2014 - 11:29 am

It’s a Bird! It’s a Plane! It’s… Jennifer Lopez!

We may never know what object, soaring through the sky, has Jennifer Lopez so concerned, but we do know, at least, that today’s winning captions are quite funny.

Matt Russoniello | October 29, 2014 - 12:17 pm

Audrina Patridge’s Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Halloween

Audrina Patridge is not having a good Halloween, and given that Halloween is still three days away… well, maybe next week will be better! Perhaps today’s winning captions would improve her outlook:…

Matt Russoniello | October 28, 2014 - 6:00 pm

Jake Gyllenhaal Is Happy and He Knows It

Put your hands up in the air like you just don’t care you’re Jake Gyllenhaal / Check out today’s winning captions, not just one but all:…

Matt Russoniello | October 27, 2014 - 12:30 pm

A Round of Applause for Selena Gomez

Clappity, clappity, clappity for Selena Gomez, all pretty in pink. And then a round of applause for today’s winning captions.

Matt Russoniello | October 23, 2014 - 2:30 pm

In Which Kim Kardashian Admires Bruce Jenner’s Fabulous Ponytail

And it’s not just Kim Kardashian who can’t stop looking at Bruce Jenner’s ponytail; it’s all of us. Tear your eyes away, if you can, and enjoy today’s winning captions.

Matt Russoniello | October 22, 2014 - 7:30 pm

If Nicky Hilton Is SpongeBob, Does That Make Paris Patrick?

Would you excuse me while I contact some people about casting a live action version of SpongeBob SquarePants with Nicky Hilton and Paris Hilton in the lead roles? You can read today’s winning captions while I make this happen.

Matt Russoniello | October 21, 2014 - 5:00 pm

OMG, It’s Blake Lively!

Something clearly caught Blake Lively’s attention. Whatever could it be? Today’s winning captions, perhaps?

Matt Russoniello | October 20, 2014 - 2:30 pm

Duchess Camilla Is All, Like, ‘Mmm, Wine!’

It is almost the weekend, and therefore we are all Camilla Parker Bowles; we are, like, “Mmm, wine!” Please bring us the wine so that we may enjoy it as we read today’s winning captions!

Matt Russoniello | October 17, 2014 - 3:00 pm

Not Even Jay Z Likes Beyoncé’s New Bangs

Dear Beyoncé,

Yes, most of the time you are, indeed, ***flawless, but the verdict is in: you won’t find many supporters of your new ‘do. Not even your husband, Jay Z, appears to approve. And neither do the authors of today’s winning captions. (It’s OK; we forgive you your hair sins.)…

Matt Russoniello | October 16, 2014 - 2:30 pm

Laverne Cox Is Not Having It

Everyone has those days, Laverne Cox included. It’s OK, Laverne. It will be better tomorrow. It can be better even sooner if you read today’s winning captions.

Matt Russoniello | October 15, 2014 - 12:00 pm

Lana Del Rey Loves Driving in Cars With Boys

(Reference, for those of you who didn’t get it, though if you’re a Lana Del Rey fan, you should have gotten it, but hey, we all make mistakes, no worries, but the people who wrote today’s winning captions didn’t make a mistake, at least, so we should all aspire to be more like them.)…

Matt Russoniello | October 14, 2014 - 3:30 pm

You’ll Never Be Bored With Lorde

For being so young, Lorde has great stage presence. And great lamps. Let us not forget the lamps. And let us not forget today’s winning captions.

Matt Russoniello | October 13, 2014 - 4:30 pm

Lady Gaga Is Shy, Guys

Lady Gaga is many things: talented singer, No. 1 album-haver, slave to a dog. But most of all, Lady Gaga is a shy girl. So shy! Don’t look at her! Look at today’s winning captions instead.

Matt Russoniello | October 7, 2014 - 2:00 pm
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