Friends! Lovers! Haters! Gelato vendors! How are you this fine weekend? It is the last week before The Holidays officially begin, which means that we are all very busy hustlin’ and bustlin’. You know what we’re never too busy for, though? A look back at The Week That Was, by way of your wonderful reader… More »
The most important part of any relationship is communication. What we have here, you and me, is a relationship. Therefore, we must communicate. You listen to what I say, and I listen to what you say. How was your week? Did you do anything fun? Did you buy a Lady Gaga album? Go to a… More »
You guys. You guys. It’s November. We are two months away from the year 2014. Where did the time go? Where did Halloween go? Have you finished your Christmas shopping, or are you a lazybones? So much is happening so quickly. Still, some things never change. Like this. Oh, and good reader comments. We’ve always… More »
Well, hello! It’s been a while. A week, actually. I hope you’ve been well. I’ve been well, thanks for asking. No, no, it’s OK. I was only joking; I wasn’t seriously offended that you didn’t ask. Anyway. What did you do this week? Did you twerk on a pole? Did you go bungee jumping? Did… More »
I may have lied yesterday when I said that we were beyond Miley Cyrus Mania. Oops. Love her or hate her, you sure do love talking about her. This week’s Miley-tastic CommentBuzz starts now.
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On Fridays, we
wear pink look back on the week that was and, in most cases, thank the Good Lord that we can finally look toward a new, more hopeful day. This Friday is especially hopeful as it seems Miley Cyrus Mania is beginning to die down a little (I do mean a little), and… More »
I give up. There is no fighting Miley Cyrus Mania; it is here, and it is here to stay. We could talk about something else — anything else! — but why would we? One second Miley is the zeitgeist, then suddenly the zeitgeist is Miley. Let’s just lean in. I have nothing more to say,… More »
The first several drafts of this week’s CommentBuzz — the weekly feature in which I round up the best comments y’all have left on your favorite stories — looked a little something like this: ALL MILEY AND NO OTHERS MAKE ME A DULL BOY ALL COMMENTS AND ALL MILEY MAKE ME A CRAZY BOY ALL… More »
Another day, another weekly roundup that, as it turns out, is just another episode of The Miley Cyrus Show. Is this how it’s going to be now? Thanks a lot, Obamacare! Everyone pack it up, go home. The Emmys are canceled on account of Miley Mania, as are next year’s Oscars and the Russian Olympics. More »
Though the 2013 Video Music Awards only aired five days ago, it feels like a lifetime. Could it be the (literally) countless think pieces devoted to “twerking” and Miley Cyrus’ nonexistent ass? Well, yeah, that’s precisely why. It all feels a little bit… over, don’t you think? Well, it’s not over just yet. First, CommentBuzz. More »
You guys, how excited are you?! The MTV Video Music Awards air Sunday! That’s in, like, two days! Lady Gaga is performing! Katy Perry is performing! Miley Cyrus is performing! Some people like Justin Timberlake and Macklemore might get some awards, but really only people care about the performing! On a scale of 1 to… More »
GREAT NEWS! I invented a time machine! SAD NEWS (for you)! Only I, the inventor of said time machine, can use it! But fear not, I will share my findings with you, because I am nice and you are lovely. Shall I take it for a spin? Heeeeerrreeeeee weeee goooooo!
Readers, I am… More »
Can I tell you a secret? My life is pretty great. I saw Beyoncé perform at Barclays Center on Monday. Sometimes, there are dogs in our offices. There are free bagels on Fridays. I’m re-watching Veronica Mars (because they’re making a movie!), and that’s a really great show to re-watch. There’s been a ton of… More »
Do you hear that? Do you hear that sound? It is the sound of a chorus of angels singing down to us from on high! I also feel a warmth, like I am surrounded by… warmth. It’s so warm. So warmly welcoming. Oh, dear readers, is this Heaven? No, it is not Heaven. It is,… More »
Is it Friday already? ALREADY?! Where does the time go? I feel like it was just last week that I was sitting here, writing a rambly introduction to another edition of CommentBuzz. Oh, it was last week? Well, fine. Whatever. My point still stands: time, man. Time.
Speaking of time, we had some… More »
Welcome, welcome, one and all, to yet another celebration of all things you. (You’re welcome, by the way, for that kindhearted introduction!)
How was your week? Was it great? Was it hot? My week was hot. And not, unfortunately, in a Paris Hilton-type way. I mean in a “Why did I think moving… More »
Come in, close the door, and have a seat. (Just kidding, I don’t have an office!) We have to talk…
… about what an amazing week it has been! I never, ever thought I would say that the first full week after a holiday week would be amazing, and yet here I am,… More »