Rick Perry’s dreams are coming true, one at a time. The U.S. government is cracking down on the country’s criminal immigrant population, starting with Canadian singing and dancing everteen Justin Bieber. Bieber will be charged with misdemeanor vandalism after his was recorded egging his neighbor’s home in January. … More »
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Good morning! Time now for another dispatch from the front lines of The Reckoning, Calabasas, California. Our fare suburb was once an upscale suburb ruled by the House Kardashian, but in recent months has been under siege by a boy-king with silky locks and a bad attitude. His name is Justin Bieber.
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How is your day so far? More of a :-) or a :-D? Well, I’m sorry, but I’m about to turn that into more of a :-/.
30 Rock may be finished, but Tina Fey isn’t done with NBCUniversal. Last year, she signed a four-year contract with Universal to develop future television shows. To do this, Fey and a small staff moved into a New York City office building to come up with ideas. It was going great, until someone stole Fey’s… More »