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U.S. Government Seeking Immigrant on Vandalism Charges

Rick Perry’s dreams are coming true, one at a time. The U.S. government is cracking down on the country’s criminal immigrant population, starting with Canadian singing and dancing everteen Justin Bieber. Bieber will be charged with misdemeanor vandalism after his was recorded egging his neighbor’s home in January.

Robert Kessler | July 9, 2014 - 12:20 pm

Justin Bieber Accused of Pelting His Neighbor’s Home with Eggs

Good morning! Time now for another dispatch from the front lines of The Reckoning, Calabasas, California. Our fare suburb was once an upscale suburb ruled by the House Kardashian, but in recent months has been under siege by a boy-king with silky locks and a bad attitude. His name is Justin Bieber.


Robert Kessler | January 10, 2014 - 11:01 am

British Man Pretended to be Justin Bieber Online, Convinced Teen Girls to Strip For Him

How is your day so far? More of a :-) or a :-D? Well, I’m sorry, but I’m about to turn that into more of a :-/.

Robert Hunter, 35, has been jailed for 14 years after police discovered he was posing as Justin Bieber online and convincing underage girls to perform “sex…

Robert Kessler | September 17, 2013 - 11:46 am

Tina Fey’s Jokes Were Stolen From Her New York Office

30 Rock may be finished, but Tina Fey isn’t done with NBCUniversal. Last year, she signed a four-year contract with Universal to develop future television shows. To do this, Fey and a small staff moved into a New York City office building to come up with ideas. It was going great, until someone stole Fey’s…

Robert Kessler | August 22, 2013 - 4:30 pm