Such is the life of a pampered pet.
Being Friday, I think all of us probably are envying this chilling chihuahua enjoying the fruits of a massage pillow. I personally want to be that dog right now.
• Father-of-the-year Michael Lohan had a heart attack yesterday, probably after hearing that his cash cow daughter Lindsay Lohan doesn’t have a chance in Hell of winning that $100 million milkaholic E*Trade suit. (Popeater)
• Betty White lands a starring role in a new comedy series, Hot in Cleveland, at the ripe ol’ age of…