We’ve rounded up some of the best and most insightful celebrity tweets from the past 24 hours.
Find out why Jenny McCarthy is crapping herself, Jesse Tyler Ferguson talks about the novelty of peeing while standing up, Aziz Ansari’s request for China, plus more fascinating celeb twitter posts and words of wisdom below.
Simon Cowell says that Howard Stern would be a lousy choice to replace him on American Idol, because “You’ve just got to know what you’re talking about.” Which explains the presence of noted musicologist Ellen DeGeneres on the judges’ panel. (PopEater)
Gwyneth Paltrow shares the exercise tips that toned up her “formerly sagging ass.”…
Well, there goes Elton John’s invitation to the Vatican’s 4th of July barbecue this year! The openly gay singing legend sat down for a chat with Parade magazine recently and, because it’s what anyone else would do in the same situation, John took the occasion as an opportunity to declare that Jesus Christ was homosexual…
Holy smoke! Gerard Butler says that he enlisted the help of Jesus Christ to break his cigarette habit—but the Big Guy let him down after less than a day!
Contact Music reports that the Nim’s Island actor was inspired by a visit to Jerusalem’s Church of the Holy Sepulcher to give up the cancer sticks.
And some people were offended when John Lennon said that the Beatles were bigger than Jesus.
Hills brainiac Heidi Montag—who recently made news for buying an arsenal of guns—wants everyone to know how deeply, deeply close she is to her Creator. And no, she’s not talking about svengali Spencer Pratt.
“I have been…