Important things happened this week: Kanye West made a surprise announcemnt; Lindsay Lohan‘s probably headed off to rehab; and Harry Styles‘ man-parts had an unfortunate encounter with a stray shoe. But, aside from that last one, did any of it make you chuckle?

Celebuzz scoured the web to collect some of these funniest pop culture macros and videos the week had to offer.

Once you’ve perused our entire collection below, please leave a link to your favorite celebrity memes in the comments. We will share some of the best submissions in next week’s Celebrity Meme Roundup post.

See our favorite funny things after the jump.

We don’t think this looks like a great movie, only because we aren’t big fans of films based in reality:

With a little detective work (and GIF magic), we solved the mystery of Harry Styles’ Groin vs. The Flying Shoe:

Can you believe that Lena Dunham was not cast as the lead in Zero Dark Thirty?

In his younger years, Quentin Tarantino was a successful meme:

MIND BLOWN: Are Anna Kendrick and Adam Scott the same person?

Whitney Houston‘s “I Will Always Love You” gets the “screaming goat” treatment:

Oh, and remember how utterly “shocking” it was when MTV and BET hacked their own Twitter accounts?

We’re reminded that, any way you cut it, Tom Hardy is a handsome dude:

Though we’re not big on sequels, this one looks pretty good:

What do you think? Is this a more accurate title for Girls?

Lastly, here are a few Oscars-inspired memes leftover from our earlier Meme Roundup…

… because we just can’t get enough of Jennifer Lawrence.

Seriously, we love everything about her!

But we’ve definitely had enough of Anne Hathaway.

We’re not sick of novelty Twitter accounts, though:

Les Nipplerables – Coming to a cinemax near you.

— AnneHathaway Nipples (@AnnesNipples) February 25, 2013

And one last LOL, just because:

That’s all we have for you this week. Remember to leave links to your favorite memes, videos, and gifs in the comments so that we may feature them in the future.

Seth MacFarlane may have given the Oscars a ratings boost this year, but the funnyman won’t be back for the 2014 edition.

In response to a fan’s question about whether or not he’d host again, the 39-year-old wrote, “No way. Lotta fun to have done it, though” on Twitter late Monday night.

According to the Los Angeles Times, Sunday’s telecast was viewed by more than 40 million viewers, an increase from last year’s Billy Crystal show and James Franco and Anne Hathaway’s Oscars disaster the year before.

In their place: MacFarlane and his tune about boobs, plus daring (and uncomfortable) jabs like the one about 9-year-old Quvenzhane Wallis being almost the right age for George Clooney.

Celebuzz has some suggestions for who should make fun of next year’s nominees.

Click on the gallery, above, to see our wish list of future Oscar hosts. Then tell us: Who would you like to see on stage in 2014?

Jennifer Lawrence has something to get off her chest.

The Silver Linings Playbook star stopped by Jimmy Kimmel Live, and after indulging in beer and tequila shots (courtesy of the show’s producer), opened up about her busty discovery.

“I just went to the doctor today, I got a chest X-ray of my lungs and discovered that my breasts are uneven,” she told host Jimmy Kimmel. “I was like standing there with these doctors and they’re like looking at my lungs and I just couldn’t—it felt like an elephant in the room—and I was like, ‘Are my breasts uneven?’ And they were just kind of, like, stifled and uncomfortable, obviously. So I kept thinking, ‘Well, I’m gonna dig myself out of this hole by bringing it up again.’”

Lawrence — who is up for Best Actress at this year’s Oscars — added, “So he was like, ‘All right, our radiologist will get back to you about your lungs.’ And I was like, ‘And my breasts.’”

Although she brushed off any worries about her revelation, Lawrence hopes no one will ever see her ample assets in an X-ray anytime soon.

“I hope I’m never seen in that light,” she joked.

With her good humor in tow, Lawrence looks like she’s back in good health after dealing with the flu and walking pneumonia throughout much of the awards season — a plight that slightly ruined her chances in meeting Adele at the Golden Globes.

“Adele was in the next table over and I had such a high fever and I felt like I couldn’t move,” she said. “I saw Adele and there was nobody in the way and she was sitting in the table by herself [...] and I just reached my arm out…”

Lawrence went onto to hilariously reenact her flubbed attempt at approaching the British songstress, adding, “I couldn’t say anything. Ugh!”

After coming victorious at the SAG Awards, Lawrence has one more award show in the horizon: the Academy Awards. Until then, here’s to a few more funny one-liners, Jennifer.

Launch the video to watch J-Law’s appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live!

As America’s sweetheart, Katie Couric fields her fair share of suitors.

And in the late 1980s, one of those lucky men to land a date with her was Larry King. Couric, now 56, was 30 when she agreed to dinner with the CNN anchor, who is 23 years her senior, back when both were living in Washington, D.c.

“I was going through this period in my life where I was going, ‘I’m going to go out with anyone who asks me because you learn something every time you go out with a new person,’” Couric said on Jimmy Kimmel Live. “So I met Larry at this restaurant in Washington and what can I say, Jimmy, I was wearing a leather skirt. And he called me and he asked me out to dinner and I thought, ‘Well, that will be really interesting.’”

Come the evening of their get-together, King picks Couric up in a Lincoln town car, blasting some Jack Jones on the tape deck as he whisks her off to K Street. “It was [an] Italian restaurant where they put you right next to each other like they do with all the men and their ‘nieces,’” Couric said, “We were having a nice enough time.”

But after dinner, King wasn’t ready to call it a night, much to Couric’s dismay. “We’re driving home and I see we’re going over [Arlington] Memorial Bridge, and that’s not the way back to my apartment,” Couric recalled. “So I go, ‘Larry, where are we going?’ And he goes, ‘My place.’ And I was like ‘Oh, mother of god.’And I’m like, ‘Dear Cosmo, what do I do?’”

The pair arrived at King’s apartment in Rosslyn, Va., which Couric recalled being adorned with accolades. “That was sexy,” she joked. Then King made his move: “So we sat there and, what can I say, he lunged…. I started laughing a little bit ’cause the whole situation was like out of a bad Lifetime movie.”

Still, Couric handled the situation with class. “So I said, ‘Larry, you’re such an interesting, nice man. But I would like to meet someone a little closer to my age,’” she said. “And it was like, ‘Wah, wah.’ And he said, ‘That’s OK, because when I like, I really like.’”

But King wasn’t even the only famous man who tried to woo Couric. After meeting with Michael Jackson in effort to land a sit-down interview, Couric received a call from Rabbi Shmuel “Shmuley” Boteach, the King of Pop’s onetime spiritual adviser.

“Michael is interested in going out with you,” Couric recalled Boteach saying. “And I was like, ‘wow.’ Could you imagine going home to my daughters, who were about 8 and 4, and saying, ‘Girls, I’m going out with Michael Jackson!’”

In the end, Couric chose to pass on the date, which she sometimes regrets. “So I thought it would just be too weird. I mean the tabloids would go crazy; I didn’t need that,” she explained. “Now I’m just really sorry I didn’t have dinner with him because it would’ve been a fascinating conversation. But I just didn’t think it was worth it.”

While she may have chosen a relatively-tame, lacy back dress for her Tuesday night appearance on ABC’s Jimmy Kimmel Live!, Kim Kardashian was anything but understated when it came to her sparkly hand accessories.

The reality star showed off her star-pronged, gothic diamond rings on not one, but four fingers, demonstrating her love of all things glam. Appearing alongside her sister Kourtney Kardashian, the pair said they were channeling their inner Madonna. 

Kim told fans on Twitter that she and Kourtney had both intentionally dressed like Madonna for the television appearance. In a photo of herself with Kourtney, Kim wrote: “Kim-Blonde Ambition Kourtney- Express Yourself #Madonna.”

Kim also tweeted a picture of the ring, writing: “Twinkle twinkle little star.”

The reality star knows a trend when she sees it, and donning multiple rings has been a popular look among celebritiess and on the pages of fashion mags lately.

What do you think of Kim’s daring look? Was it too much, or just right?

Rumors continue to swirl that Taylor Swift received breast implants.

Celebuzz has compiled some of the hottest stories from around the web that you may have missed today.

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Rihanna Spotted Leaving Nightclub in Sheer Dress

Rihanna was spotted out last night hitting Eden nightclub in Hollywood, Calif. wearing a black sheer dress. Just Jared has the revealing photos.

Liberty Ross Files for Divorce From Rupert Sanders Following Scandal With Kristen Stewart

It looks like Rupert Sanders’ affair with Kristen Stewart has finally taken its toll on his marriage. TMZ reports that Sanders’ wife, Liberty Ross, has filed for divorce.

Apple Co-Founder Calls Ashton Kutcher’s ‘jOBS’ Embarrassing and Inaccurate

Apple co-founder, Steve Wozniak, says in an interview that the new movie jOBS about Steve Jobs, portrayed by Ashton Kutcher, is “embarrassing.” Find out what else he had to say on Huffington Post.

Matt Damon Gets Sweet Revenge Against Jimmy Kimmel

The friendly feud between pals Jimmy Kimmel and Matt Damon has gone on for years, but last night Damon finally got his revenge. Check out Newser to see Damon take over Kimmel’s show.

After years of being “bumped” from Jimmy Kimmel Live! at the end of each show, Matt Damon has finally gotten even.

Not only did he kidnap Jimmy Kimmel — gagging him with a tie and duct-taping him to a chair — but the Oscar-winning actor completely took over the host’s late-night ABC talker on Thursday night.

“There’s a new host in town and his initials are M.D.,” Damon said in the opening monologue of the show, which he renamed Jimmy Kimmel Sucks. “That’s right, the doctor is in…. I’ve been waiting for this moment for a long, long time. This is like the time I lost my virginity, except this is going to last way longer than one second.”

And he brought along a slew of A-listers to help him in the hijacking, which follows a long-running faux feud between Damon and Kimmel.

Jennifer Lopez, Sally Field, Robert De Niro, Don Cheadle, John Krasinski and Oprah Winfrey all appeared in a video applauding Damon for dethroning Kimmel for the evening. Others played a part in the actor’s Ap on stage: Ben Affleck served as a cue-card boy; Sheryl Crow replaced the in-studio band leader; Andy Garcia sat in as his sidekick; and Robin Williams helped him bring his monologue to a close.

As for guests, Nicole Kidman, Gary Oldman, Amy Adams, Reese Witherspoon and Demi Moore all crammed in on the talker’s couch, before Demon brought out his final guest solo, Kimmel’s ex-girlfriend Sarah Silverman. And all along, a tied-up Kimmel was banished to the back of the stage.

Damon’s takeover comes at a prime time in terms of publicity, as the show moved this month into the same timeslot as CBS’ David Letterman and NBC’s Jay Leno.

The bad blood between Damon and Kimmel dates back to the the third season of the talk show host’s ABC show, when he made a tradition of saying, “Apologies to Matt Damon, but we ran out of time,” at the end of each episode, despite the actor never being booked to appear.

Then when Damon finally sat down on Jimmy Kimmel Live!, he cursed out the host before storming off stage. And in 2008, Damon teamed up with Kimmel’s then-girlfriend Silverman in a YouTube clip, in which she revealed to Kimmel: “I’m f***ing Matt Damon.” But as recently as November, Kimmel had no plans of sitting down with the A-list actor anytime soon.

“Matt Damon is unwelcome on my show,” Kimmel told Celebuzz. “We have standards and he does not meet them.”

Jennifer Aniston certainly knows how to make an entrance.

Donning protective gear along with a peplum black dress, the Wanderlust actress took a sledgehammer to Jimmy Kimmel‘s desk as she helped debut Jimmy Kimmel Live in its new timeslot on Tuesday night.

“Why would you do this to my new desk?” Kimmel asked with a laugh. “What’s wrong with you?”

“That’s out with the old, in with the new, we’re going to 11:30!” Aniston replied with an exuberant fist-pump.

After the good friends cleared the confusion over Kimmel’s newly destroyed desk, they happily recapped their much-talked about holiday vacation in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico.

“I’ve known your fiancé, Justin, for awhile,” Kimmel said of Aniston’s fiance, Justin Theroux. “Now, if I was you, I would eliminate all his friends right off the bat. I would not allow his friends to go on vacation with me. But you were very gracious.”

The former Friends star returned the compliment by praising the comedian and “amazing cook”  for whipping up an Italian feast on New Year’s Day, which included pals Emily Blunt and John Krasinski.

In addition to showing off his culinary skills, Kimmel — along with Krasinski and Theroux — were more than happy to join the ladies for a day of pampering.

“All of you boys were secure enough in your masculinity to join the women on spa day. So the girls had massages, whilst the men were having manicures and pedicures,” Aniston added as she shared pics of the guys getting spa treatments.

As they reminisced, Aniston offered to give the talk show host a haircut, despite not having”done one in 30 years.” Aniston went on to reveal as a child, she would often cut her father’s hair.

“Why would your dad let you cut his hair as kid?” Kimmel pondered.

“Because he loved me and thought it was sweet that I was trying to start a career that early,” she said. “So he wanted to support me.”

“And yet you never wound up with that dream job at Supercuts,” Kimmel joked back.

Click the video to watch Jennifer’s appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live!

Talk about a New Year’s kiss!

And what a year it was for Hollywood’s ‘It’ couple. After Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston met on the set of Wanderlust, traveled the world on romantic getaways, and got engaged in August, the future Mrs. Aniston decided to seal their incredible year with a kiss.

Theroux, 41, took a break from tanning his impeccable abs to steal a smooch with his leading lady — and wife-to-be — while the twosome lounged on their private terrace at an exclusive resort in Los Cabos, Mexico Dec. 28.

The lovebirds of over a year were joined in their tanning session by famous friends Emily Blunt, hubby John Krasinski, funnyman Jimmy Kimmel and his fiancée Molly McNearney for a week-long fun in the sun vacation south of the border.

Aniston, 43, has been showing off her tan – and her sexy beach style — all week long alongside her just as toned, tattooed main man. This time she flaunts her taut tummy in a coral-colored bandeau top and black bikini bottoms, while Blunt, 29, shows off her sleek shoulders in a red halter top bikini.

The happy couples have enjoyed every minute of their trip by soaking up the sun, snacking on Mexican cuisine and cocktails and catching up during these rare off-hours.

The former Friends star jet-sets to Mexico nearly every year during the holidays. Past party pals have included Chelsea Handler, Courteney Cox and even former beaus John Mayer and Gerard Butler.

Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux are ringing in the New Year with sand, surf, and celebrity friends.

Aniston, 43, and her screenwriter fiancé of four months celebrated their unforgettable year by capping it off in sunny style, while vacationing in Mexico with late night talk show host Jimmy Kimmel and his fiancée Molly McNearney (who coincidentally got engaged just days after Aniston and Theroux on Aug. 15), and happily married pair John Krasinski and Emily Blunt.

The trio of loved-up couples lounged in Los Cabos Dec. 27 on a private terrace as Blunt cuddled with her funnyman and Theroux and his leading lady took in the good company over conversation and appetizers. At one point, Kimmel even snuck in a sweet embrace with his wife-to-be, who he began dating in October 2009 — a few months after he split from fellow comedian Sarah Silverman – during a late summer getaway to South Africa’s Kruger National Forest.

Earlier in the day, the future Mrs. Theroux — who said yes to her beau of more than one year on Aug. 12 — continued to show off her enviable figure in a black bikini top and red sarong, showing off her toned tummy and tanned arms.

The brunette beauty also had some one-on-one moments with her tattooed man as they caught some rays and enjoyed a tortilla chip snack. Aniston definitely let her hair down on this relaxing vacation as she read a book, while Theroux, 41, got a good laugh reading a script.

The Friends star has a tradition of leaving the winter blues behind for some fun in the sun every year on the beaches of Cabo and has spent previous years south of the border with pals Chelsea Handler, Courteney Cox and even former beaus John Mayer and Gerard Butler.

Gossip Girl’s series finale scored on the ratings Monday night for both The CW and the show itself. The two-hour event, which revealed the anonymous blogger, averaged 1.4 million viewers and was up 34 percent from last week’s outing. Gossip Girl also gave the network its best Monday night showing since Jan. 30 and Dec 5. respectively. The episode within the finale event garnered the drama’s best ratings since April 2011. Meanwhile, The Voice’s final performance night was also up from last season’s final Monday performances. [TVLine]

HBO’s third season of Game of Thrones is getting a bit of an extension. Though the show will still only run for 10 episodes, each episode has tacked on a few minutes, adding almost a whole episode’s worth of minutes to the third season. Season 3 of the drama will focus on the content from roughly the first half of George R.R. Martin’s A Storm of Swords. Game of Thrones premieres Sunday, Mar. 31, 2013 on HBO. [EW]

Discovery’s American Guns will not be back for Season 3. The reality series, about a family of gun makers, has been receiving an increased amount of backlash since the devastating school shooting at Sandy Hook Elementary School in Newtown, Conn. While the network says the decision was made a while ago, the decision came out to the media on Tuesday. A spokesperson for the network said, “American Guns concluded earlier this year. Discovery Channel chose not to renew the series and has no plans to air repeats of the show.” [Deadline]

When Jimmy Kimmel Live! moves to the 11:35 time slot on ABC this January, he’ll be doing so with some big names. The comedian has lined up a list of high profile guests for his new time including Jennifer Aniston, Ryan Gosling, Bruno Mars, Sofia Vergara, Ellen DeGeneres, Rob Lowe, Jamie Foxx, Mark Wahlberg, Nicki Minaj, Mindy Kaling, No Doubt and the Kardashian sisters, among others. Jimmy Kimmel’s last night at 12 AM will take place Jan. 7 with a special episode, Jimmy Kimmel Live: Goodbye to Midnight. He makes his 11:35 pm debut on Jan. 8. [THR]

ABC’s Modern Family is giving Married … With Children fans a reunion of sorts. David Faustino who played Bud on the late ‘80s/early ‘90s sitcom will reunite with Ed O’Neill on the ABC show. Faustino will play Drew, a former classmate of Claire’s (Julie Bowen) who she see at her reunion. Unfortunately, he isn’t set to share any screen time with his former TV dad.  [THR]

Jimmy Kimmel may have popped the question to girlfriend Molly McNearny this fall, but wedding bells are not on the horizon.

Planning for the big day is still in the early stages, but the funnyman is already sure of one thing: the nuptials won’t be star-studded.

“No, no, no,” Kimmel said when Celebuzz asked if a famous face would unite him and his fiancé in holy matrimony. “It will be mostly a family affair and there will be a Catholic priest officiating. A non-celebrity priest.”

But Kimmel is by no means knees-deep in “I do” details. “I am not that involved in the wedding planning,” the Jimmy Kimmel Live! host admitted.

“But I will be there.” That doesn’t mean all the decisions will be in the hands of the bride, though. “I’ll have some jobs,” Kimmel added, “but [it's] still a long way off.”

While the marriage will be the first for McNearney — who is a co-head writer on the funnyman’s late-night talker — Kimmel was wed for 14 years to ex-wife Gina, with whom he has daughter Katie, 21, and son Kevin, 19.

The talk show host proposed to his McNearny — who he began dating in October 2009, a few months after he split from fellow comedian Sarah Silverman — during a late summer getaway to South Africa’s Kruger National Forest.

With the wedding on the back burner, Kimmel is concentrating on his nightly hosting gig.

Jimmy Kimmel Live! recently got bumped up to 11:35 PM, beginning as of Jan. 8. The new time slot will see the show go head-to-head with The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and Late Show with David Letterman.

But the move won’t change Kimmel stance on Matt Damon, with whom he has had a long-running faux feud.

The bad blood dates back to the the third season of Kimmel’s ABC show, when he made a tradition of saying, “Apologies to Matt Damong, but we ran out of time,” at the end of each episode, despite the actor never been booked to appear.

Then when Damon finally sat down on Jimmy Kimmel Live!, he cursed out the host before storming off stage. And in 2008, Damon teamed up with Kimmel’s then-girlfriend Sarah Silverman in a YouTube clip, in which she revealed to Kimmel: “I’m f***ing Matt Damon.” Now it seems Kimmel has no plans of ditching his fan-duping dispute with the A-list actor anytime soon.

“Matt Damon is unwelcome on my show,” Kimmel said. “We have standards and he does not meet them.”

While his girlfriend Kristen Stewart was busy teasing Twi-hards on the Tonight Show, Robert Pattinson stopped by Jimmy Kimmel Live Monday night to discuss his “extraordinarily loud” kisses. 

“I have such extraordinarily loud little pecks,” he told Kimmel. “It sounds like I’m walking around in Wellies. I don’t understand. Literally, my lip is like a vacuum.”

When women in the audience started screaming, Pattinson chided their judgement. “That’s not sexy at all!”

Asked to reveal his favorite moment of filming The Twilight Saga, the always-dapper Pattinson had a very comical response — and no, it had nothing to do with meeting Stewart for the first time.

“Since the second film, when we were doing werewolves for the first time, they had to do a visual effects thing where a guy would run down, and he had a little bit of fur with a stick on it and a ball with a stick on it,” he explained. “They had to do fur and balls every single time. For the second, third, fourth and fifth movies, that is the most lingering memory — someone desperately running down a hill with a furry little stick and a ball-stick.”

With the Twilight Saga set to conclude with the release of the finale on Nov. 16, Pattinson has mixed feelings about saying goodbye to Edward Cullen.

“I can’t really imagine when we do the last premiere and that’s it,” the heartthrob told Celebuzz while promoting the film’s final chapter, Breaking Dawn – Part 2. “I really feel like my life is kind of speeding up. It’s the first time I feel like I am 26.”

It was a dream come true for Jimmy Kimmel Wednesday night as he interviewed his hero, David Letterman, on ABC’s  Jimmy Kimmel Live.

“I’m more excited that he’s here tonight than I’m able to explain,” gushed Kimmel at the beginning of the show.

When Letterman finally hit the stage, he told him, “‘I’m a little overwhelmed.” The ABC host likened it to when Letterman had original Late Night host Johnny Carson on his show.

Kimmel’s admiration of Letterman, who he referred to as “the main reason I got into television” and “the main reason I got a television,” is no secret. Things got funny on the show when he showed Letterman pictures of himself at 18 with a Late Night birthday cake and license plate with “L8 NITE.” This prompted the CBS host to ask, “Did your parents step in?”

He continued, “I mean, these are warning signs, Jimmy.” Letterman, 65, returned the love to his fellow late night host even though he first joked, “I’ll be honest with you, at first it was troubling.”

The admiration continued for Letterman throughout the hour as the two talked about Letterman’s 9-year-old son Harry and fly-fishing as well as some questions about Facebook, email and cooking.

Then, when Kimmel, 44, asked his late night idol if he had any male friends and Letterman responded “no,” the ABC host pleaded his case.

“I’ll have a party for you. It will be just me and you. We’ll have whatever you want,” joked  Kimmel.

Taking a slightly more serious more tone, Letterman was appreciative of the love Kimmel was showing him. “You do a show night after night after night, you often don’t get the sense that it goes anywhere so now to hear that my show, my early show, has some sort of life-altering impact, on at least you two, is remarkable,” he said.

The late night hosts also discussed Hurricane Sandy and Letterman performing without an audience for the past two nights.

But before the interview could end, Letterman had one more word to get in, one of good luck.

“I want to wish you the best of luck when you move the show [to 11:30],” Letterman said. “ I think you’re going to be perfect at 11:30 … I think it’s going to be great. I couldn’t be happier to have you in the running.”

You can watch portions of their interview in the video above and below.

Jimmy Kimmel Live currently airs weeknights at 12 AM on ABC. Late Night with David Letterman airs weeknights at 11:35 PM on CBS.

Will you be watching Jimmy Kimmel Live when it moves to 11:30?

The kickoff of Jimmy Kimmel Live’s Brooklyn week may have been delayed due to Hurricane Sandy, but things went off without a hitch on Tuesday.

Broadcasting live from the Harvey Theater at the Brooklyn Academy of Music, Jimmy Kimmel started his monologue off in front of a packed house by repping his city, “Hi! I’m Jimmy! I was born in Bay Ridge. I grew up in Mill Basin. Tonight, I have returned to save my people from the storm.”

He then joked, “Thank you for ignoring the local authorities to be here tonight for our first show.”

Kimmel’s monologue also included jokes about being a meteorologist after watching so much storm coverage, their loss of hats, and Mayor Bloomberg’s amazing sign language interpreter. He also gave sidekick Guillermo a tour of where he grew up in Brooklyn including the house he hasn’t been to since he was 9-years-old.

Kimmel’s guests for the night included radio shock host Howard Stern and 30 Rock star Tracy Morgan.

Stern joked, “I was begging Jimmy to cancel the show! I’m driving along and I’m trying to get here, and I thought, ‘Why am I really trying to be here tonight?’”

Meanwhile Jimmy Fallon, who performed sans audience Monday night, had a packed house on Tuesday. Fallon’s guest for the hour was mogul and the man behind Celebrity Apprentice, Donald Trump. Fallon joked with Trump that he could take his $5 million dollar offer to Obama and give it to New Jersey.

David Letterman again went solo for night number 2 and made the obligatory joke: “I feel like Clint Eastwood, a guy talking to empty chairs.”

Letterman, a long time hero of Kimmel, will guest on Jimmy Kimmel Live on Wednesday.

Jimmy Kimmel Live airs weeknights at 12 AM on ABC. Late Night with Jimmy Fallon airs weeknights at 12:35 AM on NBC. The Late Show with David Letterman airs at 11:35 AM on CBS.

Rejoice Community fans! Your favorite show is back, both in Canada and the US. However, our lucky neighbors to the north are getting the jump on NBC in 2013 as they’ll get the Season 4 premiere on CityTV almost a month early on Friday, Jan. 11, 2013. The show will premiere in the US on Thursday, Feb. 7 at 8 PM according to a tweet from star Yvette Nicole Brown, who plays Shirley on the quirky comedy. After she tweeted she said, “Feb 7th is #October19th! Who Knew?! :)”  [HuffPost, The Wrap]

Though most New York based TV shows will stay dark Tuesday in the wake of Hurricane Sandy’s aftermath, Jimmy Kimmel Live! will broadcast a new show Tuesday from The Harvey Theater at the Brooklyn Academy of Music. Guests on Jimmy Kimmel will include Howard Stern, Tracy Morgan, and Sharon Jones and the Dap Kings. Jimmy Fallon and David Letterman will again tape in front of an empty studio for their late night broadcasts. [EW]

When Hurricane Sandy slammed New York City, it wasn’t just torrential rain and wind that did the damage. A Rockaway, Queens neighborhood was impacted by a huge fire that destroyed at least 50 homes including those which have housed our favorite television characters. The residences featured in NBC’s Seinfeld, FX’s Rescue Me and Woody Allen’s 1987 film Radio Days were all destroyed in the blaze. [Hollywood.com]

In addition to the February premiere of Community, NBC has also announced its midseason premiere dates and changes for debuts from January to March. Three new series will debut on the network: Deception (formerly Infamous) will debut on Jan. 7; 1600 Penn on Jan. 10; and Eva Longoria’s Ready for Love on Mar. 31. In addition, the fourth cycle of singing competition, The Voice, will kick off on Mar. 25/26 with freshman success Revolution returning Mar. 25. The Biggest Loser featuring the return of Jillian Michaels will have a two-night premiere on Jan 6 and 7. Smash will hit the small screen with Jennifer Hudson on Feb. 5. Meanwhile, The Celebrity Apprentice will debut Mar. 3 and Betty White’s Off Their Rockers will come back Jan. 8. [NBC]

NBC’s 30 Rock is going political in anticipation of next week’s presidential election. On Thursday’s episode, Liz Lemon (Tina Fey) and Jack Donaghy (Alec Baldwin) will attempt to sway Jenna Maroney (Jane Krakowski) towards their political affiliations and use Twitter to do so. Jack, a heavy conservative, is attempting to get her to go Romney, “Just one tweet from you to your fans and [Mitt] Romney wins. It’ll be historic. The first really, really rich president.” [People]

ABC, NBC, and The Weather Channel are allowing viewers to watch their coverage on their smart phones by live-streaming their news programs this morning for all those affected by the storm. [EW]

NBC has decided against giving us more Dwight (Rainn Wilson) after the final season of The Office concludes this year. The network has decided not to buy the proposed spin-off of The Office. The news was first reported by Wilson on his Twitter account. The pilot may still air as an episode of this season of The Office. [NY Times]

The finale of the Twilight Saga is almost upon us and MTV is ready to bring you everything you could ever want to know about Twilight and Breaking Dawn Part 2. The network’s coverage begins with a special sit down interview, MTV First: The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2 , with Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, and Taylor Lautner. The interview will include a never-before-seen clip of the new film and will air on Thursday at 8 PM EST. The interview will continue online after the on-air portion. The weekend before the movie’s release on Nov. 15, MTV will have a Twilight Takeover weekend featuring interviews with the cast from years past. [MTV]

Sure, celebrities are used to getting the royal treatment, but even they’re being affected by the increasingly ominous-looking Hurricane Sandy, which is set to pummel much of the East Coast sometime Monday evening.

Indeed, with Sandy fast approaching such major cities as New York and Philadelphia, many people in the biz are scrambling to reorganize their schedules and cancel their plans in order to avoid what could be one of the most destructive storms ever.

But not everyone is seeking shelter. In fact, some of the biggest names in late-night television are planning to face Sandy head-on — even if they lose power.

So, who still has a call time — and who has the night off? Read on to find out how Hurricane Sandy is impacting the world of celebrity.

The Shows Won’t Go On — For Now
Warner Bros. TV, CBS TV Studios and NBC Universal have halted production on a number of their New York-based shows, according to Deadline. Among the shows affected: Nurse Jackie; The Big C; Smash; 30 Rock; The Carrie Diaries; The Good Wife; and Person of Interest.

Late Night Will Stay Up After All
Many of TV’s late-night talk shows, including The Late Show With Letterman and Late Night With Jimmy Fallon, will go on as planned. “We will be doing the show tomorrow night no matter what,” host Jimmy Fallon tweeted Sunday. Meanwhile, the LA-based Jimmy Kimmel — who is taping this week from the Brooklyn Academy of Music — says his show will tape, as well, and will rely on back-up generators, should BAM lose power.

Curtains Down for For Broadway
Broadway shows scheduled for Monday evening were canceled Sunday due to the impending storm. No word yet on when shows will resume.

Louis C.K. Reschedules Show for March
Hurricane Sandy is proving to be no laughing matter for comedian Louis C.K., whose show Sunday night was rescheduled for March 2. “I thought about this very carefully and I really started to worry about making 4300 people come into midtown manhattan on Sunday night, which is just when the stormatron 5000 is supposed to crush our empire. new york state has ordered the sutdown [sic] of all mass transit (subways, buses and commuter trains) as of 7pm Sunday night, [sic]” he wrote on his website. “If it’s any consolation, I’m eating a pretty staggering fee for cancelling the show. But I can take it. What I can’t take is the thought that there’s a CHANCE 4300 people will be in danger trying to get home from my stupid show.”

Anna Karenina Premiere Axed
Fans hoping to catch a glimpse of Keira Knightley this week will be sorely disappointed; the New York premiere of Anna Karenina, scheduled for Tuesday, has since been called off. In this case, it’s a good thing the MTA suspended all train service.

Top Movie Productions Fade to Black
Deadline confirmed Sunday that production on Akiva Goldsman’s directorial debut, Winter’s Tale, has been halted until Wednesday. Affected castmembers include Colin Farrell, Jennifer Connelly, Russell Crowe and Matt Bomer. Also halting production: After the Fall, starring David Duchovny, Hope Davis and Timothy Hutton.

While President Barack Obama embarks on his 48-hour campaign marathon extravaganza, First Lady Michelle Obama is hitting up the late shows to support her husband.

The First Lady stopped by Jimmy Kimmel Live Thursday night to chat about a range of topics, from Malia and Sasha’s Halloween costumes to what she would do if she had an hour to herself as a civilian. The answer to that particular question may surprise you.

“I would walk out of the door of the White House like a regular person…go to CVS, go in there, go shop,” she said. “I’d buy my toiletries. I’d pay money, I’d get a receipt. And then I’d go sit on a park bench and just watch people.”

Obama also urged viewers to vote early. During a pre-recorded skit, the First Lady wakes Kimmel up with a bullhorn to ensure he doesn’t oversleep on voting day.

Meanwhile, Donald Trump also made the late night rounds Thursday, appearing on The Late Show With David Letterman to talk about his his “bombshell” announcement. On Wednesday, the business mogul — and staunch Republican — said he’d donate $5 million to the charity of President Obama’s choice if the commander-in-chief would release his college records and passport records.

“I assume and I hope that his records are perfect,” Trump told Letterman. “He picks up $5 million for charity. Five million. From me. Immediate. Check written. I’d even go more to be honest. There, you have a scoop.”

Asked why he made the offer, Trump replied: “Transparency. Does that make sense to anybody?” He added: “I hope everything’s perfect. I want it to be perfect. And it very well might be.”

The President himself responded to Trump’s offer on Wednesday’s The Tonight Show With Jay Leno. Obama joked that Trump’s issues with him dated back to their days growing up in Kenya.

“We had constant run-ins on the soccer field,” Obama told Leno. “He wasn’t very good and resented it. When we finally moved to America, I thought it would be over.”

Mitt Romney, you better redneckognize!

Alana “Honey Boo Boo” Thompson and her mother, “Mama June” Shannon, stopped by Jimmy Kimmel Live Monday night, and the late night host couldn’t help but get political with the famous 7-year-old.

With the second presidential debate approaching on Tuesday, Kimmel asked the tiny reality star who she supports in the election — but first, not without letting her know Romney is may not be her biggest fan.

“They asked Mitt Romney if he preferred Snooki or Honey Boo Boo,” Kimmel said. “He said he preferred Snooki.”

So who did Honey Boo Boo prefer? 

Kimmel then asked the aspiring “beauty queen/teacher/momma/nurse” which presidential candidate she would vote for if she were able to. Her answer was “Barack Obama.” Of course, Honey Boo Boo had no idea who Romney was.

Could this be the celebrity endorsement Obama needs to win the election? With everyone from Jay-Z and Beyonce to George Clooney and Eva Longoria on his side, chances are, Honey Boo Boo’s endorsement won’t mean much in the long-run.

Kimmel also asked the reality TV family about their overnight success — and what that means for their bank accounts. The entire family reportedly earned between $2,000 and $7,000per episode for the hit show when it launched this summer. Mama June insisted, however, that when it comes to the family’s Hollywood income, she has her kids’ future interests at heart.

“This journey may last six months or it could last a year, but in 10 years, I don’t want Alana or any of the kids to think, ‘Oh my God. I have nothing to show for it.’ So I wanted to put [the money] in trust funds for the kids. And the other money goes to our community outreach programs, like the UR Brand that we raised for anti-bullying.”

Here Comes Honey Boo Boo airs Wednesdays at 10 PM ET on TLC.

Who better to host a Q & A session than Hollywood funnyman Jimmy Kimmel?

Celebuzz had the pleasure of attending the informative session for Ben Affleck‘s new film Argo on Thursday, following a special charity screening of the buzz-worthy feature.

Kimmel definitely enhanced the experience with his sense of humor, getting the crowd — who had just spent two hours watching Argo — riled up by opening with: “Did you guys like my movie? How many of you really have to go the bathroom right now?”

Affleck’s film is based on a true story about the Iranian revolution and what happened once it reached its boiling point — including a CIA “exfiltration” specialist devising a strategic, yet risky plan to free several Americans who were staying at the home of the Canadian ambassador.

So, naturally, Kimmel asked if this film was a way to pay homage to Canada and kiss Canada’s derriere.

Affleck laughed and responded, “Yes, definitely always looking to kiss Canadian ass.”

Kimmel gushed that most of the cast look exactly like the characters they portrayed in the film — except for Affleck, who grew out a full beard and mustache for the flick.

“Ben looked nothing like Tony Mendez (Ben’s Argo character),” Kimmel vented.

“I know, but I wasn’t in the place to fire myself,” Affleck joked. “It speaks to what bad hair and a stache can do!”

Matt Damon is known to be Affleck’s right hand man, but he could have some competition. Affleck and Kimmel definitely had great chemistry.

Watch the video below to learn more about Ben Affleck’s thoughts on Matt Damon, Jennifer Garner, and his directorial skills.