Brooke Knows Best beauty Brooke Hogan and her mom, Linda Hogan, made Miami that much more steamy on Saturday, hitting up the town in matching bikini-top-and-sweatpants ensembles.

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From Hogan Knows Best to the legal woes of a drunk driving son to all the drama surrounding the Hulkster’s messy divorce from ex-wife (and female twin) Linda, you could say things have been in the toilet for some time, but things just got real real.

In a new interview with Hollywood Life, Redemption singer Brooke Hogan yaps about her damaged relationship with mom Linda.

“She’s done some things that, you know, I don’t think any mother would ever do. I love her so much but, you know, it’s just a lot of the things she did really hurt me,” says the 21-year-old singer. “So I wrote a song on my new album called ‘Dear Mom.’ It’s pretty brutal, but it’s honest.”

We’ve heard it and yes, Brooke, it’s brutal indeed.

Like many families that choose to show their lives on reality TV, her parents fell victim to the divorce curse. But does she think the cameras are to blame? “It definitely adds extra pressure,” she says. “I mean, you can’t air out your shorts or scream your head off when you want to. But if the problem is underlying, it’s bound to come out at some point.”

She hasn’t lost both parents during the bitter divorce battle. Brooke admits that she is closer than ever to dad Hulk Hogan and loves how involved he has been with her show Brooke Knows Best. “He’s been on the show like six times. He’s going to go on my show, some more. He always pops in.”

Do you think Brooke and her mom will ever make up? Share your thoughts below!

Brooke Hogan has leaked yet another song from her upcoming, sure-to-be hit album Redemption.

The latest masterpiece? A song titled “Dear Mom” that is sure to make mom Linda proud.

With lyrics like “It’s such a shame when someone you were born to love isn’t that person anymore” and “Selfish with your own ways you mistreated your own kids.” 

The song ends with some final words to her estranged mom: “It’s better to live than love you.”

Ouch.

Have your say in the comments section: What do you think of Brooke-tini’s new song?

Here’s the 55-year-old professional wrestler and his gifted daughter Brooke Hogan, 20, driving a mini Cadillac Escalade around Miami’s Ocean Drive while shooting a segment for the forthcoming second season of Brooke Knows Best.

But behind the scenes, Papa Hogan, who’s real name is Terry Bollea, is squabbling with his soon-to-be ex-wife Linda Hogan in divorce court.

In particular, TampaBay reports that the two are currently duking it out over the sharing of George Cruz, a handyman who divides time between the split couple’s estates.

Linda’s lawyer filed a motion claiming Hulk has been making “unreasonable requests” of Cruz, which has prevented him from tending to her needs as well.

Sheesh! Shouldn’t 49-year-old Linda be satisfied with the cheap young labor she already has at her disposal?

Between his son Nick Bollea‘s recent jail stint, his wife shifting into cougar mode and his daughter’s less-than-progressive world views, perhaps Hulk ought to come out of his semi-retirement and hop back into the ring full time.

At least he’d be able to get some aggression out.

These photos are like something out of Law & Order: SVU. Where’s Chris Meloni and Mariska Hargitay to arrest this diddler?

Nick was released early on Tuesday after spending 166 days in a Florida jail for felony reckless driving after an accident which left Hogan family friend John Graziano permanently brain-damaged.

“He’s a changed person. He went into prison as a juvenile and you know he’s experienced something that is gonna mold and change him for the rest of his life, for his adult life. He wants to make a positive difference in this world,” bargain basement cougar Linda told E!.

Perhaps his “positive difference” can be to stay off the road. He can always borrow Linda’s boyfriend’s skateboard!

“In the future I think his actions will speak louder than words. I think when people just watch, [they'll see] he’s a changed person… You know he really just wants to try to be serious and make a difference, wants to look into colleges and just be a kid,” she added.

Because “convict” looks really good on your college applications.

The Hulk offspring has taken to her MySpace Celebrity blog to talk about the evil media, her sibling attachment and plans to celebrate his arrival home.

“I cant even tell you, as a sister, how exciting this is for me! Nick and I are like best friends,” she writes, “…not seeing him for 6 months has been really, really hard…its been tough without having him there to hug me just at the right time, or crack a joke when im [having] a bad day.“

It’s not as though the media has wrapped it’s loving arms around the embattled blonde, so she says.

“I feel sorry for the people who are misinformed because all they have to go off of is the media, which lets just face it, is NEVER a reliable source,” says Brooke.

“I just can’t wait to see my Nicky! Im gonna make him every kind of food you can possibly think of! Hes been living on bread an potatoes so far and I know some mac’n'cheese is gonna hit the spot!”

We’d say hold the cheese, but that’s now impossible from all angles.

The Hogan Knows Best star gets non-creep points for keeping his hands off his daughter Brooke Hogan‘s tush as of late, but he loses his credit pretty quickly for dating a woman, Jennifer McDaniel, who looks exactly like his big-breasted offspring. 

The two ladies spent 9/11 lunching, gymming, sunning and looking like the Barbie Twins on steroids. Try to tell them apart

Wonder if Brooke has dicussed her political discourse with dad’s new gal yet?

Us Magazine reports that the bandanna-favoring grappling legend and his estranged spouse are in a dispute regarding Hulk’s net worth.

The Hogan Knows Best patriarch (born Terry Bollea) has reported his net worth as $32 million dollars in an affidavit filed in a Tampa, Florida, court. However, Linda claims that the Hulkster’s true net worth is $26.7 million.

Oh well; no matter what the true number, Linda will no doubt be well taken care of.

Hulk never experienced a body slam like that in the ring.

The Hogan family has hit upon hard times. Parents split up, son Nick in jail, daughter Brooke looking a little…trannie-licious.

Despite claiming he misses his pedophile wife, that ruling must make him a little sore.

Their combined assets are temporarily off-limits, but he is allowed to withdraw up to $400,000 to pay his lawyers.

The divorce court judge also ruled that Linda will retain their Bel Air estate, and Hulk must pay for all of the utilities.

There is nothing so painful as paying for the electricity and heating which will allow your ex-wife to romance her 19-year-old lover in comfortable, palatial surroundings.

Does he also have to pay for political think tank Brooke to complete her sex change?

“As crazy as that sounds to say, I wish I was still with my wife.”

Hogan and ex-wife Linda Bollea split in November. Since then, they have been embroiled in a nasty divorce battle—rife with arguments over their assets and accusations of stalking.

Hulk insistss that their split wasn’t designed to protect their assets from the family of John Graziano. John’s parents filed a lawsuit after their son was permanently brain-damaged in a car accident caused by Hulk and Linda’s son, Nick Hogan.

“If this is a ploy, [Linda] being intimate with a 19-year-old kid is pretty good acting,” Hogan says. “For me to be able to handle… my 50-year-old wife sleeping in a bed with a 19-year-old boyfriend and using my gym, and driving my cars, and living in my house. I guess we’ve got a pretty good act going on ‘cause that’s a lot to take on.”

Hulk should take heart. The kid sorta looks like him. That’s a tribute, right?

Hulk isn’t exactly pining away. He’s dating a woman who looks disturbingly like his daugher and his ex-wife.

And his boy Nick’s okay, too. He gets regular visits in jail from his mannish sister, Brooke.

The 20-year-old reality television star has released a statement saying that she only signed the document “under significant pressure from [her] mother.”

Brooke is no longer on speaking terms with her cradle-snatching moms and currently lives with Hulk. Of course she does. That ass certainly isn’t going to moisturize itself.

She added, “It was only after I learned all the facts that I realized I made a big mistake in signing it.”

This is a pretty bold move, considering that Brooke recently admitted that she doesn’t feel biologically qualified to take sides…on anything.

No wonder that he gave his girlfriend/wife lookalike daughter a booty rubdown.

There is no way anyone can know with certainty which of these bleach heads is Hulk’s kid Brooke and which is his girlfriend.

But one thing is sure. Brunettes need not apply to boink a Hogan.

Clearwater, Florida, police say there is an “open investigaton” into the phone calls, according to TMZ.

The Tampa Tribune reports that Graziano’s father, Edward, has confirmed the caller is Frank, his son from his estranged wife’s first marriage. Drama in Florida!

The very Sopranos-esque calls were broadcast on the popular local “Bubba the Love Sponge” radio show yesterday morning. Host Bubba, a friend of the Hogans, played the edited calls along with commentary. You can listen to them here. Note, these are NSFW, unless you really want to alarm your boss.

In the two messages, the caller refers to Linda and Brooke Hogan as “whores” and says he is going to “piss on you and your family’s grave.” And that’s the nice portion.

He also repeatedly threatens Nick.

Hulk (aka Terry Bollea) and his family have been subject to public outcry since taped jailhouse calls between Nick and his father in which they appear to be inexplicably blaming John Graziano for the accident were made public.

Hulk then went on Larry King Live to call the tragedy God’s attempt to make his son and John Graziano better people.

The Hogans complained about officials releasing their phone calls to the public. This family needs to cancel their phone service and perhaps try letters. The telephone is not their friend lately.

From the first day he entered jail, the kid has done nothing but complain about his treatment and beg to come home because “the cell is smaller than my bathroom.”  

The Hulkster wants the world to know “there’s been a lot of reckless reporting that isn’t accurate.” Alrighty, then, let’s take it from the top:

• Did his son drink alcohol Hulk himself bought? “I bought alcohol and took it out on the boat for the adults. Nick does not drink in my presence.”

• Was he allowed to whip around in a souped-up sports car despite previous citations? “Nick had a couple tickets. You know, one was when I was with him.”

• Did Nick beg his dad to line up a reality show so “I will make the most money”? Uh-huh. 

• Would he be pushing for empathy if the situation were reversed and it was Nick who was splayed out like sashimi? “Yes, I would feel, simply because of religiously and spiritually where I’m at—I would forgive.”

• What’s behind this entire nightmare? “Things happen for a reason. This is to make Nick a better person. In my belief, this is to make John a better person.”

Ohhhh-kay, don’t think a vegetative state is going to lead anyone toward being a better person. In a word, it was one uncomfortable hour. Judge for yourself…

According to the gossip site, Charley Hill was “definitely friends” with Linda’s son Nick when both were younger and attended the same Florida church as the Hogan family. He spent time as an alter boy at this very house of worship.

The cougar-loving teen was only one grade above Nick, with whom he often played sports. Is she in competition with her husband Hulk for most disgusting, inappropriate parent on the planet? Because so far, it’s looking like a draw.

Things literally started with a bang, when oily-gluted daughter Brooke got in a fender-bender in Clearwater, Florida, on Sunday. Which wouldn’t be a terribly newsworthy event, if it didn’t involve the Hogans and their industrial-grade tackiness.

According to TMZ, shortly after the accident Brooke published a post on her MySpace page crediting her brother Nick and his friend John Graziano—who’s currently in a coma because of Nick’s reckless driving—with saving her life, since they inadvertently taught her the importance of wearing a seat belt. The post disappeared shortly after reports of it emerged on the Internet.

Stay classy, Brooke! But then, how could you not, with a role model like your mother Linda? This week also saw the leak of yet another prison phone call between Nick and Linda, and this time it was Linda’s turn to do the whining. Apparently, she can’t understand why Graziano’s mother, Debra, is so upset about her son being in a persistent vegetative state. After assuring her precious little snowflake that “you don’t deserve to be [in jail]” for putting Graziano in Terri Schiavo mode, Linda declares, “I knew [John] better than his own mother…And she has no other recourse other than to than to be nasty and vindictive right now.”

Totally; where does Debra Graziano get off, acting all uppity just because her son will most likely never be sentient again? What a bitch.

But wait, there’s more. Linda goes on to weepily assert that “John never meant anything to her or [John's father] Ed” and, “She’s not suffering, I am!” (Hulk also engaged in some victim-blaming recently. During a jailhouse conversation with Nick, the Hulkster opined that God laid some “heavy sh*t” on Graziano because of things he was “into.”)

Absolutely! Where is the justice? Listen to the full audio recording here. But be forewarned; your blood just might boil over while contemplating the grave unfairness of it all.

Oh, well, at least Linda can console herself in the arms of the 19-year-old boat-maintenance guy she’s reportedly started dating. 

Say what you will about the Hogans, they never fail to entertain.

What will the rest of this week hold for this wacky clan? Check back tomorrow; Hulk will probably be body-slamming a near-lifeless Graziano while bellowing, “What’s your problem, bro?”

“Every single day I think about the accident—and pray for John every chance I get,” said Hogan, whose real name is Nick Bollea. “There will never be a day in my life where I ever will forget this. I know for a fact that I’ve apologized to the Grazianos—I do genuinely mean that, I’m terribly sorry.”

This after tearful testimony from the family and friends on both sides of Nick’s onetime best buddy, 22-year-old decorated Marine John Graziano, who had just served a tour in Iraq and remains on his back with brain injuries. Hulk saw Graziano as “just another part of my family,” while Nick’s big sis Brook—a reality star in her own right and wearing an oddly chosen little black dress showing patches of bare shoulder—told the judge she was in court “to defend both of my brothers.”

Nick himself turned to look the Grazianos in the eye and said, “I will never, ever be able to say I’m sorry enough…but I am terribly sorry.”

John’s father took the podium and countered that he recalled Nick’s “antics” whenever he visited his hospitalized friend to that of “skateboarding down hallways and shooting dartguns, showing his lack of consideration for anyone’s life but his own.”

Still, the families were united in support of Nick’s about-face decision to accept his fate and asked for no more than a year in jail. Pinellas County judge Philip Federico took it from there: eight months in county jail, five years’ probation with no drinking for the duration, 500 hours of community service, no license for three years and DUI school.

The onetime Hogan Knows Best star went straight into custody to begin serving his sentence…yet there remains no end in sight for the Grazianos.