Fun fact: a koala bear is not, technically, a bear. Neither is a stuffed koala because, you know, it’s not alive. Biology, you so strange!

Now that we’ve finished with today’s lesson, let us move on to the results of yesterday’s #CaptionContest. In case you missed the memo, we post a photo for you to caption every weekday on our Facebook page. Then we post the results here. This is what our readers had to say about this photo of Rebel Wilson hosting the MTV Movie Awards:

“He marked his territory by placing.his pubic hairs on my shoulders ” – Di

“Lady Gaga is my b*tch” – Lilena

“This is my koala friend and its name is clamitia” – Mayra

“I’m begging you lady ‘PLEASE DON’T EAT ME”…It looks like you have already eaten my family members…..” – Betty

Congrats to our winners! Visit our Facebook page for a new #CaptionContest challenge.

Last night, a Saint Laurent-clad Kim Kardashian stepped on stage at Sony Studios in Culver City, CA to introduce Selena Gomez‘s performance at the MTV Movie Awards

Afterwards, the preggo star and her youngest sister, Kylie Jenner hopped into their waiting car, where treats galore awaited them.

Kim wrote on her blog:

I had so much fun going to the MTV Movie Awards with Kylie! We were so excited, we got ready together. Chris McMillan did our hair and Joyce Bonelli did our make up. Rebel Wilson was so funny as the host. I die for her! We laughed all night. After the show when we got back in the car, our driver had gotten us hot Krispy Kreme donuts. He was sooo sweet for getting them for us and it was just what we needed because it was freezing inside! Xo

Oooh, hot donuts sound really good right now…

Selena Gomez performed her new song “Come & Get It”  in a custom Sari by Marco Marco at last night’s MTV Movie Awards — which honors the latest and greatest in Marvel comic book franchise movies — where she was simultaneously the best dressed and worst bedazzled.

Gomez, who is roughly the same age as most girls when they join the Girl Scouts prerequisite Indian Princess, donned a bindi, the symbol of a different kind of Indian princess, for her performance. Many were not amused.

Ew Selena Gomez wearing a bindi and not having enough talent to excuse cultural appropriation #mtvmovieawards

— melissa wolf (@1nglouri0us) April 15, 2013

Selena Gomez, take that bindi of your head, cultural appropriation is not cute. And neither is your singing.

— Neesh. (@therealanisha) April 15, 2013

It’s been a whirlwind year for Gomez, who played a sort-of religious college student in the Gucci Mane star-vehicle Spring Breakers. Gomez also joked with David Letterman earlier this year about making Justin Bieber cry.

Selena Gomez? Ke$sha? Kim Kardashian?

We want to know who you thought was the best dressed at last night’s MTV Movie Awards ceremony.

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Bradley Cooper took home the first award of the night for Best Male Performance for his role in Silver Linings Playbook.

The Oscar nominiee – who played mental health victim Pat Soldano in the dramedy – paid tribute to army veterans suffering from Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder on accepting his award.

“The Best part of playing Pat Soldano was that I got to travel across the country meeting families with relatives suffering from PTSD,” he said.

“More vets die from suicide than do in the field of battle, it’s like an epidemic.”

Cooper also picked up Best Kiss for his smooch with co-star Jennifer Lawrence, who won an Academy Award for her role.

Another year, another movie awards show.  The golden (popcorn) statues have all been passed out, America now knows about Tom Hiddleston, and Zac Efron never took off shirt once.  Not once.

Join us now as we count down the best (and worst) moments from the 2013 MTV Movie Awards:

Worst: Rebel Wilson‘s Double Nip-Slip. I really wish that didn’t happen.  Rebel, you’re my girl and I laughed quite loudly during your scenes in Pitch Perfect, but some things are better left never, ever seeing the light of day.

Best: Taylor Lautner‘s Shirtless Acceptance Speech. Young Taylor took to the stage wearing the most obvious of fat suits (come on MTV.  You’re at Sony Studios.  There wasn’t anything better lying around?).  Despite that, Lautner was a great sport, pulling all sorts of fat-kid candy out of his pockets in search of his acceptance speech.  Once he found it, he waxed on about being 21 and how those calories can catch up with you.

Worst: Seth Rogan and Danny McBride Go Pantless. Ugh, gross.  I did not need to see this skit, which made Rebel’s DNS look like a flash of cleavage.  What is it with you guys and “down there?”  Their one saving grace would have been shirtless Zac Efron, which didn’t happen.  Boo, you whores.

Best: Selena Gomez Performs “Come And Get It.” Gomez has firmly established herself as queen of MTV’s current generation, just like Britney Spears did before her.  She walked the red carpet looking like a million bucks, then promptly killed it on stage.

There weren’t too many doozies on the red carpet this year, but we managed to select a few looks that were mighty special.  First off, Ke$ha as the white winged dove/Coachella reject.  Come on, sister.  You were doing so well for awhile.

Switching gears, take a look at Kerry Washington and tell me she didn’t deliver again.  First it was the Giles dress in London, and now it’s this Michael Kors confection.

Hats off to Kim Kardashian for her very stylish preggo look, and 5 hats off to Kylie Jenner for using the less-is-more approach.  Best dressed gong for you, Kylie Jenner.  You go, Kylie Jenner.

Selena Gomez.  Julien Macdonald gold mini.  ’Nuff said.

We want to know: Who do you think was hot-to-trot at tonight’s Movie Awards?

Thor and The Avengers star Tom Hiddleston had quite the night at the 2013 MTV Movie Awards.  The dashing Brit (yes dashing. I find him to be very attractive) accepted Best Villain for his role as bad-ass-mother-f**ker-with-a-British-accent Loki.

“I am Loki of Asgard and I am burdened with glorious popcorn.”

After graciously thanking the academy whomever for his award, Hiddleston went on an adorable rant, which we all just went with.

“I just want to thank Liam Payne from One Direction who I believe named his dog Loki—liam’s dog Loki is unquestionable better looking, certainly better bred and probably better known,” Hiddleton told the audience, many of whom knew more about Payne’s dog than they do Hiddleston.

“He’s probably got more twitter followers than I do… it’s all about spreadng the love.”

ILYTH. Especially when you tweet things like this:

I just want to say THANK YOU, so much, to every single person who voted for Avengers, heroes & villains, at the @mtv Movie Awards. #SoProud

— Tom Hiddleston (@twhiddleston) April 15, 2013

Catch his acceptance speech below:

Sometimes when you’re working and can’t really focus because you’re doing 50 different things at once, it takes a truly shocking occurrence to snap you back into a numbed reality.

Enter Ke$ha.

The 26-year-old showed up to the MTV Movie Awards on Sunday looking like a whole lot of things. Basically, she looked like a cross between Chloe Sevigny’s misguided cousin, Stevie Nicks and someone who couldn’t figure out whether to go to Coachella or the Marilyn Manson concert this weekend.

Or just Ke$ha, I guess.

Oddly enough, it didn’t even seem like she was trying to shock anyone this time around. Maybe this is just normal wear for Ke$ha — like her J. Crew or something? Which is actually kind of shocking, if you think about it.

Either way, it was all kind of a letdown, considering she looked really good on Jimmy Kimmel Live last week.

Check out her outfit in the gallery, above, then give your fashion report in the comments.

Chalking up another win in her Biebs breakup, Selena Gomez was looking as stunning as ever at the MTV Movie Awards this Sunday.

Sporting a gold Julien Macdonald number, the “Love You Like a Love Song” crooner blew kisses to the crowd as posed on the red carpet. Yep — eat your heart out, Justin Bieber.

The 20-year-old was at the star-studded event to perform her latest single, “Come & Get It” — though she claims the pop tune is not about her famous ex.

“Honestly, to be 100 percent real, it’s not really about a specific person,” she said on Ryan Seacrest‘s radio show. “The reason why I wanted this to be the first single was because it exudes…confidence and strength and that is something I’m willing to share with the world.”

“That’s the place I want to be in,” she continued. “I want to represent something good and be a good example. So, I think it’s fun.”

Launch the gallery to see SelGo’s “hotter after heartbreak” look.

Dreamy Briton (and old Etonian classmate of Prince William) Eddie Redmayne posed for photos at the 2013 MTV Movie Awards in Culver City, CA tonight, showing America exactly what it’s missing: Sexy British men who love to give the camera a proper stare.

Two weeks ago, Redmayne attended a British Film Industry reception at Windsor Castle, hosted by the Queen.  There, in the state apartments, Redmayne met up with friend Carey Mulligan, while Her Majesty was given an honorary BAFTA (the British version of an Oscar) for being “the most memorable Bond girl yet.”

Redmayne is up for a Breakthrough Performance moon man for his role in Les Miserables.

After conquering the box office last summer, The Avengers went ahead and did the same thing all over again at Sunday’s MTV Movie Awards, where it won the night’s biggest prize, Best Movie.

The film, which also won Best Villain (Tom Hiddleston) and Best Fight, shared the spotlight with the Oscar-winning Silver Linings Playbook. That movie also won three awards, including: Best Male Performance (Bradley Cooper); Best Female Performance (Jennifer Lawrence); and Best Kiss (Cooper and Lawrence!).

Ironically, two of those awards had to be confirmed on MTV’s website, because they weren’t, you know, actually announced during the telecast. Lawrence didn’t even bother to attend the show, which should give you a general idea of how much fun it was to cover it.

Did your favorites win tonight? Do you even care, at this point? Because I’m going to bed.

Movie of the Year

“The Avengers”
“The Dark Knight Rises”
“Django Unchained”
“Silver Linings Playbook”
“Ted”

Best Female Performance

Anne Hathaway, “Les Misérables”
Mila Kunis, “Ted”
Jennifer Lawrence, “Silver Linings Playbook”
Emma Watson, “The Perks of Being a Wallflower”
Rebel Wilson, “Pitch Perfect”

Best Male Performance

Ben Affleck, “Argo”
Bradley Cooper, “Silver Linings Playbook”
Daniel Day-Lewis, “Lincoln”
Jamie Foxx, “Django Unchained”
Channing Tatum, “Magic Mike”

Breakthrough Performance

Ezra Miller, “The Perks of Being a Wallflower”
Eddie Redmayne, “Les Misérables”
Suraj Sharma, “Life of Pi”
Quvenzhané Wallis, “Beasts of the Southern Wild”
Rebel Wilson, “Pitch Perfect”

Best Scared-As-S–t Performance

Jessica Chastain, “Zero Dark Thirty”
Alexandra Daddario, “Texas Chainsaw 3D”
Martin Freeman, “The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey”
Jennifer Lawrence, “House at the End of the Street”
Suraj Sharma, “Life of Pi”

Best On-Screen Duo

Leonardo DiCaprio and Samuel L. Jackson, “Django Unchained”
Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Lawrence, “Silver Linings Playbook”
Mark Wahlberg and Seth MacFarlane, “Ted”
Robert Downey Jr. and Mark Ruffalo, “The Avengers”
Will Ferrell and Zach Galifianakis, “The Campaign”

Best Shirtless Performance

Christian Bale, “The Dark Knight Rises”
Daniel Craig, “Skyfall”
Taylor Lautner, “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2″
Seth MacFarlane, “Ted”
Channing Tatum, “Magic Mike”

Best Fight

Jamie Foxx vs. Candieland Henchmen, “Django Unchained”
Daniel Craig vs. Ola Rapace, “Skyfall”
Mark Wahlberg vs. Seth MacFarlane, “Ted”
Robert Downey Jr., Chris Evans, Mark Ruffalo, Chris Hemsworth, Scarlett Johansson and Jeremy Renner vs. Tom Hiddleston, “The Avengers”
Christian Bale vs. Tom Hardy, “The Dark Knight Rises”

Best Kiss

Kerry Washington and Jamie Foxx, “Django Unchained”
Kara Hayward and Jared Gilman, “Moonrise Kingdom”
Jennifer Lawrence and Bradley Cooper, “Silver Linings Playbook”
Mila Kunis and Mark Wahlberg, “Ted”
Emma Watson and Logan Lerman, “The Perks of Being a Wallflower”

Best WTF Moment

Jamie Foxx and Samuel L. Jackson, “Candieland Gets Smoked” in “Django Unchained”
Denzel Washington, “Final Descent” in “Flight”
Anna Camp, “Hack-Appella” in “Pitch Perfect”
Javier Bardem, “Oops … There Goes His Face” in “Skyfall”
Seth MacFarlane, “Ted Gets Saucy” in “Ted”

Best Villain

Javier Bardem, “Skyfall”
Leonardo DiCaprio, “Django Unchained”
Marion Cotillard, “The Dark Knight Rises”
Tom Hardy, “The Dark Knight Rises”
Tom Hiddleston, “The Avengers”

Best Musical Moment

Anne Hathaway, “Les Misérables”
Channing Tatum, Matt Bomer, Joe Manganiello, Kevin Nash and Adam Rodriguez, “Magic Mike”
Anna Kendrick, Rebel Wilson, Anna Camp, Brittany Snow, Alexis Knapp, Ester Dean and Hana Mae Lee, “Pitch Perfect”
Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Lawrence, “Silver Linings Playbook”
Emma Watson, Logan Lerman and Ezra Miller, “The Perks of Being a Wallflower”

Tonight, the 2013 MTV Movie Awards will take place at Sony Studios in Culver City, Calif., where some of the greatest movies of all time have been filmed.

Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi was one of the first to arrive on the red carpet, looking delightful in a strapless sequin gown.  The tabloids have been having a field day reporting on Snooki’s recent weight loss, with one even claiming she eats eggs.  Just eggs.

Snooki put those rumors to rest in a video, posted late last week on her site.

Earlier in the week, the former Jersey Shore star launched her record label, Team Snooki Music, introducing three up-and-coming artists that have already been signed.

Everyone, please silence your cell phones, refrain from smoking, and dispose of your trash in the proper containers. The 2013 MTV Movie Awards are about to begin!

Who will take home a Golden Popcorn statuette tonight? Jennifer Lawrence? Channing Tatum?

Before people like Kim Kardashian and Zac Efron begin handing out awards, let us know who you’re rooting for tonight. If you do, you could win an incredible prize package!

Celebuzz will be covering the festitivies here and on Twitter all night. Hang with us and share your thoughts as the night progresses.

So, we’ve got a stream of tweets below — your tweet will appear like magic if you use the hashtag #MTVonCB — and a comment box to the right. Let’s go to the movies!

For five years, the MTV Movie Awards had a Most Desirable Male category. (It stopped in 1997, for reasons unknown; Leonardo DiCaprio would have won, anyway.)

Most of the choices made sense at the time — with the exception of maybe William Baldwin, who, like the movie he won for (Sliver), is probably worth forgetting about.

See who won in their respective years, below, compared to what they look like today.

Keanu Reeves for Point Break (1992)

Christian Slater for Untamed Heart (1993)

William Baldwin for Sliver (1994)

Brad Pitt for Interview With a Vampire (1995)

Brad Pitt Again for Seven (1996)

For the record, the actresses who won Most Desirable Female were: Linda Hamilton, for Terminator 2: Judgement Day; Sharon Stone, for Basic Instinct; Janet Jackson, for Poetic Justice; Sandra Bullock, for Speed; and Alicia Silverstone, for Clueless

The MTV Movie Awards air tonight at 9PM

The 2013 MTV Movie Awards airs tonight from Sony Studios in Culver City, and you can expect appearances from a cast of thousands, including Brad Pitt and Zac Efron.

In honor of the annual ceremony, we invite you to look back at the 2003 MTV Movie Awards, held at LA’s Shrine Auditorium.  Paris Hilton was just establishing herself as society-girl-cum-famous-for-nothing celebrity, and Amanda Bynes was Nickelodeon’s funny gal.

Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson were just about to launch their reality series, and Ryan Reynolds was engaged to Alanis Morrisette.

I know.  Launch the gallery to pick up what I’m throwing down.

You too can be a star! Win the official 2013 MTV Movie Awards gift bag given to stars like Rebel Wilson, Emma Watson, Will Ferrell, Selena Gomez, Steve Carrell and more. And, hey, don’t forget to tune in for the 2013 MTV Movie Awards live on Sunday, April 14, at 9:00 p.m.

To enter, simply leave a comment on this post telling us which movie and/or celebrity you will be rooting for on Sunday during the awards.  See the nominees here.

We will randomly select a winning comment on Monday, April 15 and alert the author of that comment via email.

So, what amazing prizes might you win? Here’s the full list:

• Educational kit for kids from ABCmouse.com
• Organic extra virgin olive oil from Amoretti
• Hot laps around the Bondurant Trakck with professional driver Darren Law from Bob Bondurant School of High Performance Driving
• G-ZIP from G-Project
• $100 gift certificate for Brazilian bikini from Guria Beachwear
• Hat and shot glasses from Hacienda Beach Club & Residences
• I AM GOD t-shirt from I AM GOD MOVEMENT
• Flip-flops from Ipanema
• Jewelry kit from Jewelry Television
• Fragrance from Kai
• Chloé sunglasses from Marchon Eyewear
• DNA Headphones from Monster
• Yo! MTV Raps 59Fifty fitted cap from New Era
• Limited edition MTV x Caliber bracelet by MTV x Caliber
• Pop Phone by Natie Union
• Goodies from North Shore Goodies
• Not Fade Away on DVD from Paramount Home Media Distribution
• Leather pet leash from Red Monkey
• Alex Jenks’ book, My Adventures as a Young Filmmaker from Scholastic
• Scope Outlast Mouthwash from Scope
• Sifteo Cubes from Sifteo
• Silver frame from Silver Gallery
• Hat from The Palace of the Lost City from Sun International
• Watch from Swiss Watch International
• Cell phone cases from Uncommon
• Versatile bag from Victorinox 
• Notepads from Invitation Consultants

The winner must provide a valid U.S. shipping address. Unfortunately, we cannot ship internationally.

Please read the complete contest rules here.

Remember, just tell us which movie and/or celeb you are rooting for this Sunday by leaving a comment.  

Best of luck to everyone, and see you Sunday!

What do Jennifer Lawrence, Channing Tatum, Jessica Chastain, Rebel Wilson, and Taylor Lautner have in common?

They’re all nominated for an MTV Movie Award!

Before the ceremony on Sunday, April 14, we want to know who you think will take home a golden popcorn statuette.

Use The Predictor below to tell us who you think will win. Then return on April 14 to see if you guessed correctly — and for our live coverage of the event.

See you Sunday!